Recruiters Cartoons

Recruiters Cartoons

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"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."

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"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

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"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

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"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

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"The position doesn't require it but it helps if you're an egghead."

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"I'd like one of those careers where you make a six-figure income while wearing a T-shirt and sweatpants."

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"In five years, I see myself with the same job title, about the same salary, and significantly more responsibilities."

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"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

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"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

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"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

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"There's a lot I want to experience, but not a lot I actually want to do."

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"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"

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"With you in a minute, chief—there's a headhunter on the line who's after me."

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"I'm beginning to have serious doubts about the efficiency of those psychological job-placement tests."

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"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

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"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."

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"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

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"Who hired this clown?"

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"If we give you an office with a window, how do we know you won't just fly away?"

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"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC31583   High Res: 3111x1535 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, job, jobs, hiring, talent, talented, gifted, special talent, shadow, shadows, learn, teach, unusual talent, strange talent

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"You'll be a perfect addition to our expendable workforce."

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Resignation Box

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The Tooth Fairy looks for temp work.

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"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

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"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

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