"Believe me, Mr. Roberts, checking the wear on a job applicant's molars is just basic company routine."
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interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewee, personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, recruit, recruitment, recruiter, personal data, personal data protection, gdpr, intrusive, intrusion, unnecessary, personal information, dental health, dental hygiene, company policy, company policies, teeth, overzealous, job applicant, job application, company routine, company routines, interfere, interfering, forward, forwardness, entitled, entitlement"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, hr, h.r., human resources, business, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, manager, managers, career, careers, job, work, employee, employees, prospective, potential, rich, wealthy, money, hiring"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, experience, experiences, marketing, rejection, rejected, lack of experience, impressive, modern life"Any experience?"
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employment, employ, employed, employer, cv, c v, resume, resumes, resume skills, c v skills, cv skills, interview, interviewee, interviews, interview skills, recruit, recruitment, business, office, offices, hr, h r, human resources, old, older, elderly, old man, experience, experienced, age, ageism, old age, working age, retire, retired, retirement age, retirement"My leaving Wilkins & Jennings was perfectly amicable. They felt that I should be fired, and I agreed."
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firing, fired, sack, sacked, sacking, unemployed, unemployed, unemployment, employ, employment, employs, employment, hiring, hired, personnel, staff, amicable, optimistic, optimism, business, businesses, office, offices, spin, spinning, positive, positive spin, spins, job, jobs, fire, recruitment, recruiting, worker, workers, quit, quitting, quitsPersonnel
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personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, filing, filing system, filing systems, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, offices, office worker, office workers, recruitment, labelling, labels, insult, insulted, insulting, insults, jerks, creeps, losers, scum, cv, curriculum vitae"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."
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work, working, works, world of work, worker, employ, employment, employing, recruit, recruiting, recruiter, recruitment, employed, employs, word play, word, play on words, hire, hires, hired, you're hired, money, pay, paid, pay day, payday, business, business, exploit, exploitation, capital, capitalism, capitalist, critical, critic, critique, office, offices"My greatest asset is my ability to tell you exactly what you want to hear."
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businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, job, jobs, hiring, strength, strengths, asset, assets, ability, abilities, talent, talents, skill, skills, flattery, sycophancy, corporate culture"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, job, jobs, hiring, talent, talented, gifted, special talent, shadow, shadows, learn, teach, unusual talent, strange talent"If we give you an office with a window, how do we know you won't just fly away?"
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bird, birds, birdman, birdmen, hiring, hiring process, hire, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewee, interviewees, human resources, hr, h.r., recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, job application, job applications, applicant, applicant, searching for work, looking for a job, applying for a job, searching for a job, employee, employment, promotion, promotions, office manager, office managers, office management, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office space, office spaces, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."
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hiring, hiring process, hire, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewee, interviewees, human resources, hr, h.r., recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, c.v., c.v.s, cv, curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job application, job applications, applicant, applicant, criminal record, felony, felonies, felon, felons, convict, convicts, crime, criminal, criminals, searching for a job, searching for work, looking for a job, applying for a job, white-collar crime, business, businessman, businessmen, corporate crime, corruption, unemployment, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barrister, solicitor, solicitors, client, clients, strength, strengths, weakness, weaknesses, suitability, balance"Gotta run, Peter. A new client is on his way up."
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high rise, high rises, client, clients, new client, new clients, fish, fishes, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, fishing, lawyer, lawyers, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, come up, comes up, coming up, recruit, recruits, recruiting, recruitment'Where's My Job'
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world of work, new job, new hire, hiring, hires, recruiting, recruitment, recruiter, human resource, human resources, hr, h r, pun, puns, word play, word-play, play on words, waldo, wally, invisible, invisible homeless, homeless, hobo, bum, job, jobs, fired, fire, unemployment, unemployed, dole, on the dole, benefits, public benefit, public benefits, beg, begging, beggar, beggars, character, characters"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, detail, details, detailed, information, experience, experiences, student, students, teacher, teacher, school, schools, schooling, education, third grade, punishments, childhood, unnecessary, irrelevant, standing out, modern life"In five years, I see myself with the same job title, about the same salary, and significantly more responsibilities."
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business, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, job, jobs, hiring, job interview, job interviews, interview question, interview questions, where do you see yourself in five years, job title, job titles, salary, salaries, money, income, finances, responsibilities, promotion, promotions, modern life"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."
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new, recruit, recruiting, experience, experiences, resume, resumes, cv, curriculum vitae, lacking, lacks, lack, inexperienced, inexperience, youth, young, qualification, qualifications, under-qualified, under qualified, recruit, recruitment, recruiting, recruits, recruiter, recruiters, training, trainers, interview, interviews, hiring, hires, hired, hires"Miss Gaines, send in someone who reminds me of myself as a lad."
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intercom, executive, ceo, chief executive officer, middle aged, middle age, middle-aged, middle-age, cliche, cliches, phrase, phrases, business, businesses, film, tb, cliched, interview, promotion, interviews, promotions, recruitment, hiring, hire, hires, old age"Don't worry we'll medicate you through the probationary period."
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human, resources, human resources, hr, h r, h.r., employ, employed, employer, employee, employs, recruit, recruited, recruitment, recruiting, pill, pills, medical, medicine, medicines, pill bottle, pill bottles, tablet, tablets, prescription, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, corporate, corporation, depressed, depression, depressing, depresses, critic, critical, critique, social critique, big business, capitalism, capitalist, capitalism, sacrifice, sacrifices, workplace, working, work, workplaces, worker, abuse of power, power"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."
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hiring, new hire, new hires, recruiting, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, human resources, hr, h.r., interview, interviews, negotiation, negotiations, salary negotiation, salary negotiations, salary, salaries, income, wage, wages, money, pay, self-motivated, motivation, motivations, motive, motives, true motive, true motives, office life, business, employee, employees, worker, workers, motivating factor, motivating factors, self-starter, self-starters, suspicious, suspiciousness"It's a brand-new religion based on balancing the budget."
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balanced budget, balancing the budget, budget, budgets, church, churches, religion, religions, religious, religious follower, religious followers, practical, practicality, revenue, expenditure, expenditures, open-air preaching, preach, preaching, preacher, preachers, street preaching, public preaching, talking to strangers, recruitment, recruiting, spreading the word, spreading the gospel"You'll be a perfect addition to our expendable workforce."
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business, businesses, company, companies, corporate, corporation, corporations, management, manager, managers, executive, executives, hierarchy, employee, employees, worker, workers, expendable, unimportant, replaceable, disposable, not important, lowly, low, low man on the totem pole, office life, office, offices, position, positions, rank, ranks, perfect addition, perfect additions, hiring, hire, hired, new worker, new employee, new workers, new employees, recruit, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, hr, human resources, h.r."How convincing are your jungle-bird calls, Ms. Haverhill?"
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bird, birds, bird call, bird calls, jungle, jungles, rainforest, rainforests, rain forest, rain forests, birder, birders, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, c/v, c/vs, cv"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."
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