Red Flag Cartoons

"I gotta tell ya, these embezzlement convictions raise a red flag."

"You wave at clowns, Peg. You don't marry them and let them run your life."

Giraffe Fighting

"I don't care what your mother did—I'm not eating the fleas off your back."

"Most of all I love your vulnerability."

"Let me interrupt your expertise with my confidence."

"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

In hindsight, I suppose, the number of medical school diplomas on the walls should have been a red flag.

"You'd know that about me if you followed me on Twitter."

"There! I've deleted you from my database!"

"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."

"You'll love him. He's an eighty-per-cent match to your iPod."

"Great legs, good cook, and not half bad in the sack, but hopelessly tied to his mother's apron strings."

"You had me at toro."

"It's not like he's the only guy with demons out there."

"Jim, say hi to Tom, our severance consultant."

"You knew I was grounds for divorce when you married me."

"A shot of whisky, a beer chaser, and the current issue of TV Guide, please."

"Eye dew."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Good morning, beheaded—uh, I mean beloved."

"I'll never forget you...Heather, was it?"