Redecorating Cartoons

"This lovely car has not brought us happiness. You agree, Morris? That is why I am now thinking in terms of having the entire house recarpeted."

"You should be happy. How many husbands even notice window treatments?"

"The Southwestern look. I love it!"

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I want the whole thing gutted."

"I see the empty nest as a place where an apartment can finally grow up."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Before Carlo did us, we thought the whole nineteenth century was clunky."

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"I hope you sat me next to someone who wants to hear all about my bathroom renovation."

"We took everything that was nice and got rid of it."

"Oh, yeah, I took your special chair to 'Antique Roadshow.'"

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

"i told you hardwood floors were a big mistake."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Summer Decorating

"You're not thinking about redecorating again, are you?"

"Now, in here, with our buff walls and aubergine chintz, our statement has dropped to a purr."

"This whole rustic look is getting to be a bit of a bore."

"I need you to pretend to care about design for twenty minutes."

"We hired all the designers ourselves."