"This is my wife, Katerina, formerly of Bloomingdale's."
"Point well taken- but I just came here to get drunk."
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"Let's tow the trailer to a new state and make a fresh start."
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"Not sure how much longer we can live off the proceeds from your gold tooth."
Last Chance For Reality
"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."
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"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."
"I'd like to keep my gun on."
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"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."
"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."
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"I'm what you call a 'Ruralsexual'."
"Good morning, everyone!"
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"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."
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"I've seen things a dog's not supposed to see."
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"Surely you didn't believe what you read in the liberal-controlled press?"
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Walk of the Stars: Jasperville, Illinois
"I hope we can still be cousins."
"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."
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"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"
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"Use your indoor gun."
"But I might need time off to grab my gun and rush home to defend my family."
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Country Music Awards
"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."
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"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."
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A moonshiner waits for his martini.
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