"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."
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"I try to do my part."
Tags:recycling, recycle, jet, jets, airplane, private jet, private jets, jet airplane, plane, planes, trash, trashes, rubbish, bin, bins, trashcan, trash can, flying, wealth, wealthy, rich, high society, environmental, environmentalism, eco friendly, eco-friendly, irony, ironic, millionaire, millionaires, billionaire, billionaires, climate, climate change, waste, zero waste, zerowaste, carbon emissions, green house gases, greenhouse gases, reduce, reduce reuse recycle
"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."
Tags:carbon footprint, carbon footprints, footprint, footprints, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, excuse, excuses, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings, shot, husband, husbands, wife, wives, discord, marital discord, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, resources, reduce, reduces, reducing
This is my husband, Leonard, at approximately one-third actual size."
Tags:visual gag, visual gags, married life, married world, husband, husbands, wives, wife, marriage, old married couple, convenience, snack size, snack sized, convenient, small, size, reduce, reduced, shrink, shrinking, shrunk, freud, freudian, oedipal complex, oedipus complex, strange, surreal, child, kid, kids, parallels, parallel
"In the interest of streamlining the judicial process, we'll skip the evidence and go directly to sentencing."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, law, legal, legal system, legal process, judicial system, justice, judge, judges, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, judicial process, skip, evidence, sentencing, streamlining, shorten, reduce, process, processes, modern life, modern justice
"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."
Tags:coach, coaches, coaching, football, football player, football players, tough, difficult, difficulty, difficulties, algebra, teacher, teachers, math, maths, mathematics, calculus, play, plays, football play, football plays, challenge, challenges, challenging, complain, complains, complaining, football player, football players, football team, football teams, reduce, reduces, reducing, math difficulty
Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk
Tags:desk life, life, work life, life work, work life balance, life's work, exec, executive, reason to live, sad, sadness, office, office life, desk, desks, desk jockey, desk job, desk jobs, businessmen, businessman, modern life, modern world, working world, world of work, critique, critical, critic, critics, commentary, comment, reduce, reduction, reduction of spirit, dystopia, dystopian, capitalism, capitalist
"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."
Tags:environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, gadfly, gadflies, activist, activists, activism, garbage, waste, waste management, recycle, recycles, reduce, reduces, reducing waste, carbon footprint, carbon footprints, garbage, hector, hectors, hectoring, bother, bothers, bothering, annoy, annoys, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, irritations, hippy, hippies
"The beer should be cold in two hours."
Tags:beer, cool, cools, chill, chills, chiller, beach, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays, cold, cold beer, lager, chilled, solar panel, solar panels, environmentally friendly, sustainable, sustainable energy, green energy, inefficient, inefficiency, dogmatic, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, reduce, recycle, reuse, green lifestyle, green lifestyles
"We used your unsold copies to build a tree, but it's not the same."
Tags:tree, trees, book, books, literature, paper, papers, unsold, unsold copy, unsold copies, writer, writers, author, authors, publisher, publishers, conservation, conservation effort, conservation efforts, ecology, recycle, recycling, reuse, reduce, three r's, forest, forests, waste, wasteful, environmentally-friendly, environmentally friendly, environment, ecological, green
Apple Redesigns The Bowling Ball
Tags:design, product, product design, minimal, minimalism, minimalist, minimalists, pared down, pared, pared back, change, changes, redesign, redesigns, classic, classics, bowling ball, simple, simplicity, effective, effective design, design standards, standards, visual gag, visual gags, reduce, reduced, reduction, reductionist, reductive
"See if you can get my sentence reduced to a two-book deal."
Tags:sarcasm, sarcastic, profit, profits, reduce, reduced sentence, ironically, irony, ironic, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, tax, taxes, fat cat, fat cats, corrupt, corruption, financial, white collar crime, capitalism, capitalist, late stage capitalism, let off, smack on the wrist, jail, jailed, prison, prisoner, prisoners, reduce
Office of Management and Budget and Mandatory Cuts
"I was an eight, too, until the number crunchers got hold of me."
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"We need to be more nimble and quick."
Tags:business meeting, business meetings, revenue, chart, charts, graph, graphs, decrease, decreases, decreasing, reduce, reduces, reducing, board meeting, board meetings, candlestick jump, candlestick jumps, jump, jumps, jumping, nimble, quick, rapid, react, reacts, reacting, reaction, reactions, chart, charts, technique, techniques, improve, improves, improving
"We can reduce our I.T. problems by having more Bring-Our-Kids-To-Work days."
Tags:problem, problems, computer, computers, it, i.t., i.t. problems, computer problem, computer problems, management, manager, managers, business, businesses, management team, management teams, plan, plans, reduce, reduces, reducing, bring the kids to work, bring-our-kids-to-work, day, days, distract, distracting, distraction, distractions, quick fix, quick fixes, sort out, sorting out, reduce, reduces, reducing, technical
Oil Output Reduced
Tags:oil, liquid gold, crude oil, oil rig, oil rigs, oil output, oil outputs, small rigs, small scale extraction, small scale output, reduce, reducing, reduced, reduces, oil engineer, oil engineers, technician, technicians, mineral, minerals, extract, extracts, extracting, extracted, extraction, extractions
"Our deficit-reduction plan is simple, but it will require a great deal of money."
Tags:deficit, deficits, reduce, reduces, reduction, reductions, plan, plans, simple, simplistic, basic, united states, government, governments, congress, congressman, debt, debts, deficit-reduction, reduce spending, spend, spends, spending, expensive, cost, costs, costly, simple, simplistic, irony, ironic, ineffective, contrary, contradict, contradiction, contradictions, bad plan, bad plans
Introducing clean conscience products
Tags:animal, animals, extinct, extinction, extinctions, biodiversity, reduce, reduces, reducing, endanger, endangered, specie, species, endangered species, extinct species, obsolescence, bio-obsolescence, biology, zoology, dodo, dodos, dodo bird, dodo birds, flightless, tasty, tasmania, tasmanian, tiger, tigers, stripey, cat, cats, mammoth, mammoths, wooly, wooly mammoth, woolly mammoths, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunted
"There's a simple way ti reduce our laundry by half."
Tags:covid-19, coronavirus, corona, virus, viruses, stay at home, wfh, work from home, working from home, pandemic, pandemics, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, quarantining, laundry, laundries, couple.couples, social distance, social distancing, social isolation, social isolations, reduce, reduce workload, reducing workload, reduces workload, reduced workload, lazy, lethargic, laziness, optimistic, optimism, positive outlook, saving, save, saves, household issue, household issues
Flat Earth Society Conference.
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