Regret Cartoons

"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."

"This time, when the swinging sixties come around, I'm not going to miss them."

"Ask yourself, 'Does it make me a better clown?'"

"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

Mental Baggage Claim

"I can't find any serenity in contemplation because I keep thinking of this one girl."

"The Mercedes handles beautifully, but I miss the rapport I had with my Chevy."

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

"I never should have tried to take my accounting to the next level."

"Sometimes I wish you had taken that job in New York."

"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

"Well, it's a lovely gesture, but I still think we should start seeing other people."

"One enchanted evening, I saw a stranger across a crowded room, and it was Jim, and I should have left him there."

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

"Omigod. You're backpedalling."

"The past, Your Honor, is a foreign country, and we did things differently there."

"Mommy's tattoos are the result of very bad decisions she made when she was not much older than you."

Buyer's Remorse

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."

"I can't help but think that things might have turned out differently if we had never met."