"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."
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"This time, when the swinging sixties come around, I'm not going to miss them."
Beauty and the Beast
Tags:fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, regret, regrets, mistake, mistakes, monster, monsters, beast, beasts, transformation, transformations, mythical creature, mythical creatures, la belle et la bête, date, dates, prince, princes, handsome prince, the handsome prince, bad relationship, bad relationships, couple, couples
"Ask yourself, 'Does it make me a better clown?'"
"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
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"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"
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Mental Baggage Claim
"I can't find any serenity in contemplation because I keep thinking of this one girl."
Tags:long, longs, longing, nostalgia, nostalgic, girl, girls, girlfriends, preoccupied, preoccupation, preoccupations, ex, exes, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, regret, regrets, sorrow, sorrows, contemplate, contemplates, contemplating, contemplation, serenity, serene, obtrusive thought, obtrusive thoughts, mind, minds, peace, peaceful, worry, worries, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, zen, quite mind, unquiet
"The Mercedes handles beautifully, but I miss the rapport I had with my Chevy."
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"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."
Tags:whales, regret, evolution, feet, growth, swim, aquatic life, mammal, whale, aquatic mammal, aquatic mammals, evolve, evolves, regrets, regretting, biped, bipedal, bipedialism, ocean mammal, ocean mammals, marine biologist, marine biologists, marine biology, biologist, biologists, biology teacher, biology teachers, water dweller, water dwelling
"I never should have tried to take my accounting to the next level."
"Sometimes I wish you had taken that job in New York."
"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."
"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."
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"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."
Tags:technology, 3d, 3-d, three-dimensional, printer, printers, printing, furniture, too far, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, addicted, addiction, addict, addicts, regret, regrets, regretting, wish, wishes, wishing, bad idea, bad ideas, modern life, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating
"Well, it's a lovely gesture, but I still think we should start seeing other people."
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"One enchanted evening, I saw a stranger across a crowded room, and it was Jim, and I should have left him there."
"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."
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"Omigod. You're backpedalling."
"The past, Your Honor, is a foreign country, and we did things differently there."
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"Mommy's tattoos are the result of very bad decisions she made when she was not much older than you."
Tags:child, children, kids, kids, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mother, mothers, motherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, discipline, childhood, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, mistake, mistakes, decision, decisions, bad decision, bad decisions, young and stupid, tattoo, tattoos, regret, regrets, permanent, growing up, growing older, raising kids, raising children, modern life, modern parenting, modern parents, middle-age, middle age, settling down, past mistake, past mistakes
Tags:returns, return, returning, refund, refunds, refunding, refunded, shopper, shoppers, shopping, consumerism, consumer, consumers, consumerist, consumerists, remorse, remorseful, regret, regretting, regretful, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, customer, customers, return service, return service, buyer, buyers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."
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"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."
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"I can't help but think that things might have turned out differently if we had never met."
Tags:marriage, relationships, reminisce, reminiscing, reflect, reflecting, regret, regretting, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, discuss, discussion, projecting, projection, first meeting, long term relationship, longterm relationship, long term relationships, longterm relation ship, disappointed, disappointment, let down, marital disappointment, alternate reality, alternate life