"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."
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"This time, when the swinging sixties come around, I'm not going to miss them."
Beauty and the Beast
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"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
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"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"
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Mental Baggage Claim
"I can't find any serenity in contemplation because I keep thinking of this one girl."
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"The Mercedes handles beautifully, but I miss the rapport I had with my Chevy."
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"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."
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"I never should have tried to take my accounting to the next level."
"Sometimes I wish you had taken that job in New York."
"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."
"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."
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"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."
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"One enchanted evening, I saw a stranger across a crowded room, and it was Jim, and I should have left him there."
"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."
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"Omigod. You're backpedalling."
"The past, Your Honor, is a foreign country, and we did things differently there."
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"Mommy's tattoos are the result of very bad decisions she made when she was not much older than you."
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"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."
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"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."
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"The summer went so fast."
"Didn't anybody tell you, Walter? You can't change the past."
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"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."
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"Do you think we'll ever regret having two plants and a bowl of pebbles instead of kids?"
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