"This time, when the swinging sixties come around, I'm not going to miss them."
"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
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"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."
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"Sometimes I wish you had taken that job in New York."
"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."
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"One enchanted evening, I saw a stranger across a crowded room, and it was Jim, and I should have left him there."
"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."
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Tags:returns, return, returning, refund, refunds, refunding, refunded, shopper, shoppers, shopping, consumerism, consumer, consumers, consumerist, consumerists, remorse, remorseful, regret, regretting, regretful, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, customer, customers, return service, return service, buyer, buyers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."
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"I can't help but think that things might have turned out differently if we had never met."
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"I'm just a passport photo of my former self."
"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."
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"They should make the election best of seven."
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"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!"
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"Those are prison tattoos."
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"Oh, yeah. Sorry. Never mind."
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"So much for listening to one's muse."
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"I don't believe in egrets."
Trimming the Hedge
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"It's probably just somebody I slept with in the seventies."
"Look, you seem nice, and I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I was really drunk when we met, got married and bought this house."
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"What's that look? C'mon, you're scaring me!"
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"I think what I miss most is robbing people."
"One of you will always wonder if this could have been settled differently."
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"If you do business with people who encase people in concrete, you run the risk of being encased in concrete."
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