"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."
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"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."
"You don't get an office. You get cargo pants."
"It's the S.E.C. How do you plead?"
Tags:receptionists, business, law, securities, securities and exchange commission, s.e.c., corruption, corrupt, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stocks and bonds, watchdog, watchdogs, regulator, regulators, regulation, regulations, mankoff
"And, in a move sure to attract the attention of regulators, the private sector made a bid to acquire the public sector."
Tags:private sector, television news, mergers, business, media, hostile, takeover, takeovers, buyout, buyouts, buying out, buy out, buys out, public sector, business takeover, business takeovers, bid, bids, bidding war, bidding wars, regulation, regulations, deregulation, deregulate, deregulates, mankoff
"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."
Tags:animal, animals, dog, dogs, talking dog, talking dogs, pet, pets, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, pub, pubs, restaurant, restaurants, drinking, alcohol, drink, identification, id, i.d., id card, id cards, i.d.card, i.d. cards, id check, i.d. check, check, checking, birthdate, birth date, dog year, dog years, age, of age, old age, old, adults, age of majority, drinking age, legal age, legal drinking age, id'd, modern life, regulations, laws, drinking laws, driver's license, driver's licence, driving licence, driver licence
"Careful—some of our children's firearms are manufactured in plants that also process nuts and nut products."
Tags:gun store, gun stores, gun shop, gun shops, gun dealer, gun dealers, arms dealer, arms dealers, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun safety, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, allergy, allergies, allergen, allergens, nut, nuts, nut allergy, nut allergies, nut products, plant, plants, factory, factories, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, pink, colourful, colorful, manufactured, politics, government, government, safety, health, regulations, regulation, law, laws, firearm safety, strict
"That means you, pal!"
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A hangman's noose is made wheelchair accessible.
Tags:handicapped, wheelchair access, regulation, regulations, regulate, regulates, regulated, accessible, accessibility, access, politically correct, political correctness, noose, nooses, hang, hangs, hanging, hangman, hangmen, disability act, disability acts, ramp, ramps, wheelchair ramp, wheelchair ramps
"What the labor-relations board doesn't know won't hurt it."
Tags:boss, bosses, labor relations board, labor relations boards, regulation, regulations, worker's rights, workers' rights, abuse of power, abuses of power, collective bargaining, union, unions, unionization, unionizing, superpower, superpowers, superpowered, supervillain, supervillains, cover of darkness, manager, managers, management, power, powerful, elite, elites
The School Of Hard Knocks
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"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."
Tags:police officer, police officers, security, security officer, security officers, park warden, park wardens, park controller, park controllers, rules, park rules, regulations, law, order, fines, fine, fee, fees, criminal, criminals, breaking the law, rebel, rebels, alcohol, alcoholic beverage, alcoholic beverages
"Talk about Byzantine - try pulling a permit for a flying buttress in this neighborhood."
Tags:flying buttress, flying buttresses, byzantine, byzantium, church, churches, architect, architects, permit, permits, regulation, regulations, building permit, building permits, art historian, art historians, art history, house, houses, home, homes, neighborhood, zone, zones, zoning law, zoning laws, zoning permit, zoning permits
A waiter flambes a meal.
"My first choice, of course, is to solve things amicably."
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"Do you know how close to the sun you were flying?"
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"Global warming, in my opinion, is the last refuge of an environmentalist."
How Many It Takes
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"It's from young Joe. He's in hot water with someone named Joycelyn Elders."
Tags:surgeon general, surgeons general, smoke, smokes, smoking, cigarette ad, cigarette ads, cigarette advertisement, cigarette advertisements, regulation, regulations, regulated, regulating, ad campaign, ad campaigns, tobacco, tobacco company, tobacco companies, big tobacco, market to children, marketing to children, jocelyn elders, rule, rules, addictive, addiction, smoker, smokers, teen, teens, teenager
"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."
Tags:regulation, regulations, new regulation, new regulations, red tape, loophole, loopholes, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax evader, tax evaders, white collar crime, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, technicality, technicality, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, formality, formalities, crimes, employment law, avoiding, avoidance, dodgy dealings, dirty dealings, dirty money
"No, I didn't. I never said there should be no government regulation."
Next On The Agenda
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"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."
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"In accordance with the by-laws of this corporation, you get all the milk you want but only two cookies each."
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DMV - Enter Here
Tags:dmv, drive, driver, drivers, driving, car, cars, travel, travelling, license, lisence, maze, mazes, labyrinth, labyrinths, bureaucracy, bureaucratic, automobile, automobiles, law, laws, regulations, regulation, regulatory, up to code, vehicle, vehicles, time, waste, wasting, waste of time, time wasting, time waster, difficult, modern world, modern life