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Rejected Cartoons
Rejected cartoon 1 of 133
Heaven- A Gated Community
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heaven, gates of heaven, christianity, christian, judaism, gated community, gated communities, exclusive community, exclusive communities, sins, denied entry, denied access, death, security, secure community, secure communities, wealth, privilege, property, properties, expensive property, expensive properties, exclusive property, expensive housing, exclusive housing, exclusive, exclusion, exclusive properties, unaffordable, unaffordable property, unaffordable properties, unaffordable housing, real estate, sign, signs, signage keep out, gate, gates, ornate gates, secure, protected, rejected, protect, protection, reject, rejection, pearly gates, pearly gateRejected cartoon 2 of 133
"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, experience, experiences, marketing, rejection, rejected, lack of experience, impressive, modern lifeRejected cartoon 3 of 133
"I'd love to invite you in, but I need some time to digest everything you told me about the Ottoman Empire."
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date, dates, first dates, first dates, bad date, bad dates, escape, escaping, boring date, boring dates, ottoman empire, the ottoman empire, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections, rejected, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, one died conversation, one sided conversationsRejected cartoon 4 of 133
"Well! I'm already pre-disapproved for a credit card."
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credit card, credit, cards, credit, debt, debts, debtor, credit rating, bad credit, bad credit rating, approved, pre-approved, disaproved, rejected, bad reputation, rejection, rejections, loan, loans, bank, bank, approval, approval processRejected cartoon 5 of 133
"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."
Rejected cartoon 6 of 133
"See that? He's the kind of peasant I detest."
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peasant, peasants, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, medieval times, the dark ages, underling, underlings, hierarchy, hierarchies, superiority, insult, insults, insulted, offend, offending, disdain, reject, rejected, upper class, upper classes, snob, snobs, snobbery, inverse snobberyRejected cartoon 7 of 133
Brief Summer Fling
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romance, romantic, rejection, rejected, dump, dumped, broken up, breakup, breakups, breaking up, date, dates, dating, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, summer, summertime, fling, flings, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidaysRejected cartoon 8 of 133
"I'm sorry, but Mr. Barclay is not putting up with people like you anymore."
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secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, gatekeeper, the gatekeepers, business meeting, business meetings, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, passing on the message, the messenger, reject, rejected, rejects, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managersRejected cartoon 9 of 133
"You know very well what subscription forms."
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subscription, subscriptions, subscription form, subscription forms, magazine, magazines, advert, adverts, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, guilt, guilty, caught red handed, unwanted, undesirable, reject, rejected, rejecting, charity leaflet, charity leaflets, charity subscription, charity subscriptions, charitable donation, charitable donationsRejected cartoon 10 of 133
"O.K. How about I throw in a necklace, too?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, proposal, proposals, marriage proposals, down on one knee, proposing, engagement ring, engagement rings, popping the question, ring, rings, necklace, necklaces, jewelry, jewellery, accessory, accessories, rejected, rejectionRejected cartoon 11 of 133
"You've made me very happy, but now I want to be miserable again."
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cliche, cliches, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, life choices, self sabotage, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, misery, miserable, couple, couples, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, reject, rejected, rejection, rejectionsRejected cartoon 12 of 133
A WRITER GETS THE NEWS
Rejected cartoon 13 of 133
Gentlemen Without Caps Will Not be Served
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diner, diners, diner car, diner cars, eating out, dining out, dress code, cress codes, black tie, black tie event, black tie events, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, cap, caps, baseball cap, baseball caps, refuse, refused, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections, modern life, modern times modern attitudes, cloths, clothing, dressing up, dress up, dress-upRejected cartoon 14 of 133
"I'm sorry, Mother, we don't respond to telephone solicitations."
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cold call, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, parent, parents, mother and daughter, mothers and daughters, telephone solicitation, telephone solicitations, bad relationship, bad relationships, rejected, rejection, rejections, mother, mothers, mother-in-law, caller, callers, calling, unwanted, family, familiesRejected cartoon 15 of 133
The Rejects.
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new york, new york city, ny, n.y., nyc, n.y.c., i <3 ny, spade, spades, diamond, diamonds, club, clubs, i heart ny, i heart new york, manhattan, advert, advertising, souvenir, souvenirs, merchandise, marketing, advertise, ad, ads, design, designs, sales, sale, deck, deck of cards, pack of cards, slogan, slogans, rejected, rejections, prototype, prototypesRejected cartoon 16 of 133
Rejected Spice Girls.
Rejected cartoon 17 of 133
"'Bad dog, bad dog,' she said. 'We should have gotten a cat."
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, bad dog, competition, cat, cats, cats and dogs, the competition, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections, rejected, heartbroken, therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychoanalysisRejected cartoon 18 of 133
"I'm sorry, Herbert, but you're no longer part of the story I want to tell about myself."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, dump, dumped, rejected, rejection, split up, splitting up, ego, egocentric, divorce, divorced, divorcing, separate, separated, separatingRejected cartoon 19 of 133
"This is a very important book. In fact, it's too important to publish."
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publisher, publishers, author, authors, book, books, writer, writers, writing, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, rejected, rejection, starving artist, starving writer, freelance, freelance writer, published writer, english literature, english lit majors, english lit degree, english literature degree, english literature major, excuse, excuses, excuse making, editor, editorsRejected cartoon 20 of 133
"It's a remarkable write, but not an irresistible read."
Rejected cartoon 21 of 133
Women's Food
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gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality, female product, female products, supermarket, supermarkets, shopping isle, shopping isles, supermarket isle, supermarket isles, restricted, restriction, restrictions, discrimination, discriminating, food shop, food shopping, the food shops, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections, targeted branding, branding, marketing, target market, target markets, consumerismRejected cartoon 22 of 133
"I fear there are only so many bamboo metaphors the average reader can tolerate."
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interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewee, interview skills, interview skill, get hired, hired, hiree, hiring, hires, new hire, new hires, panda, pandas, talking animal, talking animals, job, jobs, new job, new jobs, working world, work, world of work, editorial, editor, editors, censor, censorship, metaphor, metaphors, puns, pun, overused, overuse, over used, over use, bamboo, bamboo joke, panda, pandas, cute, cute animals, manuscript, manuscripts, agent, agents, rejection, reject, rejected, book, books, bookish, book worm, book wormsRejected cartoon 23 of 133
"Don't cry, Mom. Lots of parents have children who didn't get into their first-choice college, and they went on to live happy, fulfilled lives."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, raising teens, young adults, education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, student, students, higher education, college, colleges, university, universities, happy, happiness, fulfilled, fulfilling, first-choice, cry, crying, upset, disappointment, disappointed, admissions, application, applications, rejection, rejected, rejection letter, rejection lettersRejected cartoon 24 of 133
"Oh, I'll give you that- we had a few laughs."
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break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, boyfirend and girlfirend, boyfriends and girlfriends, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, jack in the box, jack-in-the-box, jack in a box, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections, jack-in-a-box, separation, separations, toy, toys, traditional toy, traditional toys, bad relationship, bad relationshipsRejected cartoon 25 of 133
"By the way, HarperCollins decided your book did not warrant publication."
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writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, critic, everyone's a critic, critical, criticise, criticize, rejection, rejected, reject, rejects, hell, hellish, hells, satan, satanic, devil, the devil, devils, demon, demons, punished, punishments, religious imageryMore cartoons with the keyword 'rejected'