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Rejection Cartoons
Rejection cartoon 1 of 146
Heaven- A Gated Community
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heaven, gates of heaven, christianity, christian, judaism, gated community, gated communities, exclusive community, exclusive communities, sins, denied entry, denied access, death, security, secure community, secure communities, wealth, privilege, property, properties, expensive property, expensive properties, exclusive property, expensive housing, exclusive housing, exclusive, exclusion, exclusive properties, unaffordable, unaffordable property, unaffordable properties, unaffordable housing, real estate, sign, signs, signage keep out, gate, gates, ornate gates, secure, protected, rejected, protect, protection, reject, rejection, pearly gates, pearly gateRejection cartoon 2 of 146
"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, experience, experiences, marketing, rejection, rejected, lack of experience, impressive, modern lifeRejection cartoon 3 of 146
Rejected State Flowers
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state flower, state flowers, flower, flowers, state identity, state identities, floral emblem, floral emblems, flower emblem, flower emblems, plant, plants, venus fly trap, local flora, flora, plant life, plant-life, specialty flower, rejection, rejections, state, states, state emblem, state emblemsRejection cartoon 4 of 146
"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."
Rejection cartoon 5 of 146
"Sorry, you're overqualified."
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snail, snails, rejection, rejections, job application, job applications, job interview, job interviews, overqualified, over qualification, over-qualification, overqualification, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, excuse, excuses, making excuses, mollusc, molluscs, snail drawing, snail drawingsRejection cartoon 6 of 146
"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."
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manuscript, manuscripts, unsolicited manuscript, unsolicited manuscripts, publisher, publishers, publishing, rejection, rejections, writer, writers, writing, author, authors, newspaper, newspapers, rejection letter, rejection letters, paranoia, paranoid, greatest fear, greatest fears, self-esteem, op-ed, op-ed page, editorial, editorials, freelancer, freelancers, freelancing, cruel, heartlessRejection cartoon 7 of 146
"I'd love to invite you in, but I need some time to digest everything you told me about the Ottoman Empire."
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date, dates, first dates, first dates, bad date, bad dates, escape, escaping, boring date, boring dates, ottoman empire, the ottoman empire, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections, rejected, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, one died conversation, one sided conversationsRejection cartoon 8 of 146
"Well! I'm already pre-disapproved for a credit card."
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credit card, credit, cards, credit, debt, debts, debtor, credit rating, bad credit, bad credit rating, approved, pre-approved, disaproved, rejected, bad reputation, rejection, rejections, loan, loans, bank, bank, approval, approval processRejection cartoon 9 of 146
"You can't be insured, Harry and Louise, because of your preëxisting condition."
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health insurance, insurance, insurance company, insurance companies, medical insurance, medical insurance company, medical insurance companies, health insurance company, health insurance companies, healthcare, healthcare provider, healthcare providers, preexisting, preexisting condition, preexisting conditions, rejection, rejections, turned down, denied, ineligible, commercial, commercials, ad, ads, advertise, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, sick, sickness, ill, illnessRejection cartoon 10 of 146
"Thank you for letting us consider the enclosed manuscript. Although it has obvious merit, we are sorry to say that it does not suit our present needs."
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manuscript, manuscripts, submit, submits, submission, rejection, rejections, rejection letter, rejection letters, writer, writers, author, authors, submissions, pitch, pitches, pitch meeting, pitch meetings, dinosaurs, dinosaurs, extinct, extinction, extinctions, die out, dies out, dying out, writingRejection cartoon 11 of 146
Brief Summer Fling
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romance, romantic, rejection, rejected, dump, dumped, broken up, breakup, breakups, breaking up, date, dates, dating, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, summer, summertime, fling, flings, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidaysRejection cartoon 12 of 146
"You jest."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, joke, jokes, joking, jest, jests, jesting, rejection, rejections, rejecting, refusing, refusal, refusals, haughty, stuck up, stuck-up, conceited, snobby, snobbish, arrogantRejection cartoon 13 of 146
"O.K. How about I throw in a necklace, too?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, proposal, proposals, marriage proposals, down on one knee, proposing, engagement ring, engagement rings, popping the question, ring, rings, necklace, necklaces, jewelry, jewellery, accessory, accessories, rejected, rejectionRejection cartoon 14 of 146
"You've made me very happy, but now I want to be miserable again."
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cliche, cliches, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, life choices, self sabotage, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, misery, miserable, couple, couples, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, reject, rejected, rejection, rejectionsRejection cartoon 15 of 146
"I think what it finally comes down to is that I can not do business with skinny leather ties!"
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tie, ties, leather tie, leather ties, tacky, tackiness, faux pas, fashion faux pas, snob, snobs, fashion snob, fashion snobs, business dress, men's fashion, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, dress code, dress codes, attire, upper class, upper classes, elitist, elitists, business elite, business elites, boys club, boys clubs, reject, rejects, rejection, rejectionsRejection cartoon 16 of 146
"Forget it, Carl."
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wedding topper, wedding toppers, wedding cake, wedding cakes, cake topper, cake toppers, cake, cakes, bride, brides, bridegroom, bridegrooms, groom, grooms, wedding day, wedding days, ex-boyfriends, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, love triangle, love triangles, ex, rejection, rejections, suitor, suitors, rejected suitor, rejected suitorsRejection cartoon 17 of 146
A WRITER GETS THE NEWS
Rejection cartoon 18 of 146
Gentlemen Without Caps Will Not be Served
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diner, diners, diner car, diner cars, eating out, dining out, dress code, cress codes, black tie, black tie event, black tie events, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, cap, caps, baseball cap, baseball caps, refuse, refused, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections, modern life, modern times modern attitudes, cloths, clothing, dressing up, dress up, dress-upRejection cartoon 19 of 146
"I'm sorry, Mother, we don't respond to telephone solicitations."
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cold call, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, parent, parents, mother and daughter, mothers and daughters, telephone solicitation, telephone solicitations, bad relationship, bad relationships, rejected, rejection, rejections, mother, mothers, mother-in-law, caller, callers, calling, unwanted, family, familiesRejection cartoon 20 of 146
"'Bad dog, bad dog,' she said. 'We should have gotten a cat."
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, bad dog, competition, cat, cats, cats and dogs, the competition, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections, rejected, heartbroken, therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychoanalysisRejection cartoon 21 of 146
"I'm sorry, Herbert, but you're no longer part of the story I want to tell about myself."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, dump, dumped, rejected, rejection, split up, splitting up, ego, egocentric, divorce, divorced, divorcing, separate, separated, separatingRejection cartoon 22 of 146
"This is a very important book. In fact, it's too important to publish."
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publisher, publishers, author, authors, book, books, writer, writers, writing, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, rejected, rejection, starving artist, starving writer, freelance, freelance writer, published writer, english literature, english lit majors, english lit degree, english literature degree, english literature major, excuse, excuses, excuse making, editor, editorsRejection cartoon 23 of 146
"I don't need good beach reading, Ma. I need good prison reading."
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beach read, beach reads, beach reading, read, reads, reader, readers, reading, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, incarcerated, incarcerate, incarcerates, incarcerating, good read, good reads, book recommendation, book recommendations, recommend, recommends, visitor, visitors, visiting hour, visiting hours, inappropriate, literature, critic, critics, critique, critiques, reject, rejects, rejecting, rejection, rejections, unhelpfulRejection cartoon 24 of 146
"It's a remarkable write, but not an irresistible read."
Rejection cartoon 25 of 146
Women's Food
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gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality, female product, female products, supermarket, supermarkets, shopping isle, shopping isles, supermarket isle, supermarket isles, restricted, restriction, restrictions, discrimination, discriminating, food shop, food shopping, the food shops, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections, targeted branding, branding, marketing, target market, target markets, consumerismMore cartoons with the keyword 'rejection'