Heaven- A Gated Community
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"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."
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Rejected State Flowers
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"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."
"Sorry, you're overqualified."
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"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."
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"I'd love to invite you in, but I need some time to digest everything you told me about the Ottoman Empire."
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"Well! I'm already pre-disapproved for a credit card."
"You can't be insured, Harry and Louise, because of your preëxisting condition."
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"Thank you for letting us consider the enclosed manuscript. Although it has obvious merit, we are sorry to say that it does not suit our present needs."
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Brief Summer Fling
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"O.K. How about I throw in a necklace, too?"
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"You've made me very happy, but now I want to be miserable again."
"I think what it finally comes down to is that I can not do business with skinny leather ties!"
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"Forget it, Carl."
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A WRITER GETS THE NEWS
Gentlemen Without Caps Will Not be Served
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"I'm sorry, Mother, we don't respond to telephone solicitations."
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"'Bad dog, bad dog,' she said. 'We should have gotten a cat."
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"I'm sorry, Herbert, but you're no longer part of the story I want to tell about myself."
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"This is a very important book. In fact, it's too important to publish."
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"I don't need good beach reading, Ma. I need good prison reading."
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"It's a remarkable write, but not an irresistible read."
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