Rejections Cartoons

Rejections Cartoons

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"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

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"Well! I'm already pre-disapproved for a credit card."

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"You can't be insured, Harry and Louise, because of your preëxisting condition."

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Rejected State Flowers

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"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."

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"Sorry, you're overqualified."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC68057   High Res: 2880x1179 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: snail, snails, rejection, rejections, job application, job applications, job interview, job interviews, overqualified, over qualification, over-qualification, overqualification, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, excuse, excuses, making excuses, mollusc, molluscs, snail drawing, snail drawings

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"I'd love to invite you in, but I need some time to digest everything you told me about the Ottoman Empire."

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"Thank you for letting us consider the enclosed manuscript. Although it has obvious merit, we are sorry to say that it does not suit our present needs."

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"You jest."

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"We'll always have the food court."

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"You've made me very happy, but now I want to be miserable again."

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"Forget it, Carl."

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"I think what it finally comes down to is that I can not do business with skinny leather ties!"

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Gentlemen Without Caps Will Not be Served

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"I'm sorry, Mother, we don't respond to telephone solicitations."

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The Rejects.

Artist: Chast, Roz   Search ID: CC68105   High Res: 2486x1179 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: new york, new york city, ny, n.y., nyc, n.y.c., i <3 ny, spade, spades, diamond, diamonds, club, clubs, i heart ny, i heart new york, manhattan, advert, advertising, souvenir, souvenirs, merchandise, marketing, advertise, ad, ads, design, designs, sales, sale, deck, deck of cards, pack of cards, slogan, slogans, rejected, rejections, prototype, prototypes

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"'Bad dog, bad dog,' she said. 'We should have gotten a cat."

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"I don't need good beach reading, Ma. I need good prison reading."

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Women's Food

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"Oh, I'll give you that- we had a few laughs."

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Goldilocks at Sundance.

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"We'll be happy to put you on file, Mr. Bannister, but we don't have anything for an underling at the moment."

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"I'm sorry, dear, but you know how I feel about intra-marital sex."

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"And, Cath- even if you say no, I want you to know that you'll always be the template."

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Just Married

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