"If I were money, you'd listen to me."
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money, monies, moneytalk, moneytalks, listening, listens, communicate, communication, communicating, hearing, hear, listens, marriage, marriages, economy, earn, earning, listen to money, money talks, money talks, listened, married, marry, marital, argument, argue, argues, household, households, domestic, domestics, relationship, relationships, relatable"I'm not eating. I'm self-medicating,"
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comfort food, comfort foods, comfort eating, comfort eater, comfort eaters, ice cream, ice creams, ice-cream, ice-creams, relatable, diet, diets, diets, losing weight, self medicate, self-medicate, self medicating, self-medicating, medication, medications, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, alcohol"You can wrap it up in a pretty package, but it's still life."
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life, depressed, depressing, depressive, depressives, pointlessness, existential crisis, ageing, getting old, getting older, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, negative, negativity, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, disappointment, disappointments, hopelessness, give up, giving up, modern life, modern attitudes, miserable, relatableAlice in Responsibilityland
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relatable, modern life, children's story, children's stories, fantasy, fantasy story, fantasy stories, children's literature, book, books, novel, novels, read, reading, reader, readers, alice's adventures in wonderland, alice in wonderland, chore, chores, responsibility, responsibilities, adulthood, lewis carroll"It's very me, but I hate myself."
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relatable, personal style, personal taste, personal tastes, lamp, lamps, home decoration, decorating, home improvements, self esteem, self esteem, low self esteem, low self-esteem, self critical, self-critical, self hate, self-hate, self hatred, self-hatred, decision, decisions, making decisions, decor, shopping, shopper, shoppers"Thank you so much! I'll keep this in my special box of things I can't throw away for fear of hurting someone's feelings."
"I want a doctor I can relate to, someone who's at least fifteen pounds over his ideal weight."
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overweight, relatable, relatability, doctor, doctors, nutritionist, nutritionists, medical professional, medical professionals, ideal weight, weight loss, diet, diets, dieting, weight gain, middle age, middle aged, beside manner, personal, preference, preferences, unhealthy, extra baggage, dietitian, dietitians, healthy eating, healthy living"I've always wanted to go to consecutive performances of the same symphony led by different conductors - you know what I mean?"
"You should know - I don't feel rich."
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rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, money, fancy, doorman, doormen, bellhop, bellhops, greeter, greeters, butler, butlers, service, condescending, mansion, mansions, expensive, relate, relatable, social status, social class"Ah - This Must Be My 2006"
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meeting, meetings, business, offices, appointment, appointments, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, slow, slowly, desert, deserted, empty, time, times, long time, endless time, anthro, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, talking animal, talking animals, office life, relatable"Tonight I'll be performing a monologue about where I like to shop, my hair color, and something my mother did that upset me."
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first world problems, boring, conversation, conversations, chat, chatting, comedians, comedian, comedy, comedies, stand up, stand up comedy, telling jokes, relate, relatable, theater, theaters, theatre, theatre, actor, actors, actress, actresses, monologue, speech, speeches, female stereotypes, cliche"I, for one, don't see how Herman Melville relates to our life style."
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herman melville, melville, moby dick, book, books, relatable, relates, typee, reading, reads, novel, novels, novella, literature, english literature, couple, couples, marry, married, marries, marriage, relatable, unrelatable, middle class, middle-class, middle-classes, middle classes, shallow, relationship, relationships"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, spook, spooking, nervous, nervously, nerve, nerves, trump, donald trump, president, presidency, presidential, presidential race, election, elections, election 2016, 2016, president trump, politically, politician, politicians, politically, fear, fears, symbol, symbols, america, american, global politics, current events, relatable"I've heard a lot about money, and now I'd like to try some."
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bank, banks, banker, bankers, bank loan, bank loans, banking, loan, loans, wealth gap, broke, in debt, credit card debt, no money, relatable, student, students, student debt, hobby, hobbies, the other half, poor, pay gap, creatives"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"
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valkyrie, valkyries, wagner, richard wagner, ring cycle, the ring cycle, kentucky, deep south, soap opera, soap operas, relatable, relatability, understandable, brunnhilde, opera, operas, operatic, myth, myths, norse mythology, norse myth, german myth, german myths, german mythology, bad marriage, bad marriages, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."
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mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, friend, friends, chat, chatting, relatable, urban, city, cities, raising kids, right and wrong, right from wrong, legal, good choices"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"
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surf, surfers, sport, sports, surfing, surfer dude, ocean, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, surfboard, surf-board, surf board, wave, waves, hang ten, sea, poser, pose, posed, fake, faker, all talk, faked, fraud, fraudster, fraudulent, hobby, hobbyist, big mouth, mouthing off, relatable(Dart! ….. I pressed the button for instructions in Spanish!)
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