Relatable Cartoons

America's Most Down-to-Earth Superhero: Self-Effacing Man

"If I were money, you'd listen to me."

"I'm not eating. I'm self-medicating,"

"You can wrap it up in a pretty package, but it's still life."

Alice in Responsibilityland

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

"It's very me, but I hate myself."

"Thank you so much! I'll keep this in my special box of things I can't throw away for fear of hurting someone's feelings."

'The House Of Mystery'

"I want a doctor I can relate to, someone who's at least fifteen pounds over his ideal weight."

"I've always wanted to go to consecutive performances of the same symphony led by different conductors - you know what I mean?"

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"You should know - I don't feel rich."

Based On A True Story

"Ah - This Must Be My 2006"

"Tonight I'll be performing a monologue about where I like to shop, my hair color, and something my mother did that upset me."

"I, for one, don't see how Herman Melville relates to our life style."

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

The Insanity Plea.

"I've heard a lot about money, and now I'd like to try some."

"You seem so chill!"

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

(Dart! ….. I pressed the button for instructions in Spanish!)