"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."
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Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree
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"I brought Tom home to my parents and left him there."
"It's amazing how well we all get along, considering we're all related."
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"We're spending Christmas with our grandparents in the Land of Forced Smiles."
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"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."
"It is not nepotism. He's only distantly related."
"I noticed you've packed the gallery with your relatives."
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"You are fair, compassionate, and intelligent, but you are perceived as biased, callous, and dumb."
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"My goodness, it's little Benjie! You've grown into quite a distinguished man!"
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