Relationship Cartoons

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"You're sexy when you're wrong."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Did you do that to be hurtful?"

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I'm doing some reorganizing - are there any of your possessions that you want to keep?"

"The Monday movie will be back after the messages that follow the following messages."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

"That is incredible. Do you know that I, too, want as much as I can get as fast as I can get it?"

"I'm sorry, Edward. I suddenly realized I'm not a cat person."

"With a real live woman right here, why would you turn to the Internet for an argument?"

Mrs. Coffee

"Melanie, this is my husband, Greg, and Greg's jacket from a previous marriage."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Woman in prison's visitation room, screaming at prisoner who is reading a newspaper

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Get lost!"

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"This may be bliss for you, Felicia, but my pants are crawling with chiggers!"

"I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes."