Relaxation Cartoons

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"You should relax less."

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

"It's New York. It wants you back."

The Male Biological Clock.

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things."

"Would it kill you to lie fallow?"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"I want you to take some time off! Relax a little."

"I'm tired."

"Goodnight moon. Goodnight house. Goodnight breasts."

"Where does the time go?"

The Last Fling of Summer

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"Damn it! How can I relax, knowing that out there, somewhere, somehow, someone's attacking the dollar?"

This Year's Spa

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

"Here's a picture of some people doing the exact same thing we're doing, but they seem to be having a lot more fun."

"Maybe it's O.K. for an hour or two, but, holy smoke,a whole weekend on the edge of awareness?"

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"That's Irv. Took a yoga class, emptied his mind, and never refilled it."