"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."
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"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."
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"I had a productive week."
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"You'll be in charge of the music down here."
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Noah's Ark Paper Airplane
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"You picked the wrong religion, period. I'm not going to argue about it."
"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."
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"No, lad, we aren't movers. We're just Shakers."
What They Believe In
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"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."
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"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."
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"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."
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Kicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop
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"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."
Politics, Finance, Religion.
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"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
First Unified Church of Anti-Clinton
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"Is he the God of the Old or the New Testament this morning?"
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"Tell me the truth—have I ever made tea come out of your nose?"
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"Understand, Richardson, I don't believe in evolution, but I do believe in Darwinism."
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"And Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they were ashamed."
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"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."
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"Sometimes I wonder if we haven't carried ecumenism a bit too far."
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"Quit worrying about corroborating your sources - it's not as if anyone's going to take all this literally."
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