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"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"
"God must have been very pleased."
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Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"
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"If you laugh at all of God's jokes, he's never going to learn what's funny."
"Welcome to the after-party."
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"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"
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"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."
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"It has yet to turn a profit."
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"I had a productive week."
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"But Moses, if I let your people go I'll have to let everybody's people go."
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"Wear a helmet."
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THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.
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Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'
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Noah's Ark Paper Airplane
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"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."
"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"
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"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."
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"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."
An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".
"Nobody 'leaked' your transgressions, Mister. We know everything up here."
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"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell."
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"You picked the wrong religion, period. I'm not going to argue about it."
"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."
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