"Welcome to the after-party."
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hell, hellish, underworld, the underworld, death, dead, dying, devil, devils, demon, demons, the devil, religion, religious, religious imagery, imagery, christian, christian ideals, party, parties, after party, after-party, age, ageing, aged, play on words, word play, word-play, afterlife, after life, sins, consequences, vice, vices"You'll be in charge of the music down here."
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bagpipe, bagpiper, piper, pipers, bagpipes, hell, hellish, devil, devils, music, musicians, musical, dj, disk jockey, disc jockey, maestro, maestros, satan, satanic, lucifer, the devil, demon, demons, underworld, under world, the depths, horrible sound, sounds, noise, noises, religious imagery, religions"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, unexpected, guest, guests, doctor, doctors, knife, knives, jewish, jewish people, party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, bar mitzvah, knives, sharp, cut, cutting, circumcision, shpasik, jtoonsKicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop
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religion, religious, religious imagery, religions, party, parties, doo wop, doo-wop, musical, musically, fun, having fun, letting your hair down, let your hair down, nun, nuns, clergy, sister, sisters, choral, piano, pianos, free, freedom, catholicism, catholic, catholics, friday night, friday nights, women, song, songs, together, friend, friends, friendship, companion, companions, companionship"Thank goodness you're here - I can't accomplish anything unless I have a deadline."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, businessman, working from home, work from home, deadline, deadlines, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinators, final, final deadline, under pressure, pressure, office, office drone, working life, work life, working from home, work from home, home office, home offices, covid-19, coronavirus, self-isolate, self-isolation"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."
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angel, angels, heaven, heavenly, fit, fitter, fitness, cardio, calisthenics, aerobics, aerobic, exercise, exercises, exercising, death, dead, die, died, angelic, halo, halos, instructor, instructors, exercise instructor, exercise instructors, workout, work out, class, classes, exercise classes, exercise class, religious imagery, religion, religious, religions, religiously"Sometimes I give myself the creeps."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, creeps, the creeps, bars, bar fly, heart to heart, honest, open up, opening, opening up, vulnerable, vulnerable, masculinity, alcohol, alcoholic, drink, drink, drinking, drown, sorrows, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
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fence, fences, wall, walls, garden, gardens, inside, indoors, home, homes, house, houses, gardening, gardeners, gardener, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, neighbours, nosey, nosy, men, man, husband, husbands, home owner, home owners, neighborhood, neighbourhood, leaf, leaves, leaf problem, rake, raking, rakes, hell, hellish, hells, satan, satanic, devil, the devil, devils, demon, demons, punished, punishments, religious imageryScalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates
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deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, ticket, tickets, ticketted, ticketed, scalped, scalps, scalp, scalper, scalpers, con, cons, conned, entry, enter, entrance, sport, sports, baseballDeath Takes A Time-Share
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, time share, timeshare, time-share, holiday, holidays, holiday home, beach house, sea front, beach hut, summer house, summer home, vacation home, vacation, vacations, out of office, on leave, relax, relaxes, relaxingScience And Religion
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heaven, heavenly, heavens, angel, angels, angelic, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, hand of god, finger of god, godhand, science, scientific, scientists, innovation, discovery, exploration, invention, telescope, telescopes, observatory, observatories, sky, skies, nightsky, night skiy, night sky, nightskies, star, stars, astronomy, universe, universes, galaxy, galaxies, held back, holding back, holding you back"Just so you know—the official language of Heaven is Aramaic."
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heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, aramaic, language, languages, linguistics, linguist, word play, play on words, word-play"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."
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deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, pizza, pizzas, pizza boy, pizza man, prank, pranks, prank call, wiles, wiles of the devil, the devil, devil, deliver, delivery, takeout, take-out, take out, delivered, take away, takeaway, take-away"By the way, HarperCollins decided your book did not warrant publication."
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writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, critic, everyone's a critic, critical, criticise, criticize, rejection, rejected, reject, rejects, hell, hellish, hells, satan, satanic, devil, the devil, devils, demon, demons, punished, punishments, religious imagery"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."
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party, parties, wholesome, nice, sweet, commiseration, commiserations, sympathy, sympathies, new year, father time, time, time goes by, happy new year, age, ageing, aged, ages, sweet, parental, paternal, death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life"Here he is, folks, straight from his deathbed in Jersey City, a beautiful guy—let's hear a nice round of applause for . . ."
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deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, introducing, introduction, introductions, introduce, introduced, audience, applause, applaud, applauded, applauding, applauds"Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?"
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religion, religious, religious imagery, heaven, heavenly, heavenly gates, jacob's ladder, stairway, stairway to heaven, jumping through hopes, angel, angels, angelic, god, gods, afterlife, after life, after-life, life after death, line, in line, queue, queuing, halo, halos, death, dead, die, died, dying, condolences, condolence, sympathy, sympathiesLibrary In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible
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bible, bibles, the bible, biblical, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, heavenly, heaven is boring, trope, tropes, stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, art, arts, religious imagery, religious, religions"It was better before God took up knitting."
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hobbies, hobby, craft, crafts, knit, knitting, knitter, knits, fashion, fashions, fashionable, wool, woolen, woolens, woolen goods, jumper, jumpers, pullover, pullovers, sweater, sweaters, winter, winter fashion, winter clothes, fall fashion, fall, merry christmas, happy holidays, happy christmas, god, gods, religious imagery, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, robe, robes, halo, halos, cloud, clouds, christian, christianity, christians, wooly, heaven, heavens, heavenly"And I believe you know Demon Rum."
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demon rum, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholism, alcoholics, drink, drinks, drinking, metaphor, prohibition, prohibition era, religion, religious, religious imagery, demon, demons, devil, devils, the devil, satan, satanic, hell, hellish, vice, vices, sins, sinning, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party"He's from Texas."
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deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, religious, god, religions, religious imagery, hell, hellish, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, underworld, under world, hades, demon, horn, horns, horned, texas, texan, bigger in texas, do it big in texas, big, bigger is better, cowboy, cow boys, southern, southerners, deep south, region, regions, regional, south america, america"Can you give me a minute? There are a few key people I want to take along with me."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, exec, executive, executives, down with me, hell, hellish, corporate, corporations, management, staff, staffing, delay, delaying, excuses, vicious, viciously, time has come, businessman, businessmen, chief, chief executive, chief exec"If we hurry, you might still make this Sunday's 'Times' obits."
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acceptance, accept, accepts, accepting, exec, execs, executive, executives, businessman, business man, office drone, death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, obituary, obit, obits, news, newspaper, newspapers, papers, sunday paper, sunday news, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern lifeBedtime Of The Gods
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ancient, ancient egypt, egypt, egyptian, egyptians, pagan, paganism, pagans, personification, personify, bedtime, teeth, tooth, toothbrush, dental, dental hygiene, dental care, oral, oral hygiene, toothpaste, floss, tooth paste, flossing, offering, offerings, sacrifice, sacrificing, god, gods, avatar, descended, descending, primitive, early man, primitive man, religious, religion, religious offering, religious imagery, invert, inverted, inversion