"A billion is a thousand million? Why wasn't I informed of this?"
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"I thought he was a genius, but now I find out that he was self-proclaimed."
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"I can't afford to lose my phone. I've assigned it talismanic properties."
Tags:phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, modern life, modern world, tech, gadget, gadgets, talisman, relied, reliance, rely, relying, talismans, talismanic, spiritual, spiritually, lost, lose, young, youths, millennial, millennials
"Which trail has the best cell-phone reception?"
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"It's symbiotic, Larry. Let's keep it that way."
Tags:symbiotic, symbiotic relationship, symbiotic relationship, symbiosis, drinking, drinker, drinkers, pub, bar, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, dependant, dependence, co dependence, co-dependence, bad relationship, bad relationships, ecosystem, ecosystems, peanut, peanuts, rely, relying, reliance
"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"
Tags:wolf, wolves, werewolf, werewolves, phases of the moon, full moon, technology, technologies, wildlife biologist, wildlife biologists, biologist, biologists, technology, rely, relied, relying, reliance, relies, assistant, assistants, assist, assisting, assists, assisted, incapable, lost the capability, lose the capability, lose, lost, loses, losing
"When we get home remind me to ask Alexa if the babysitter stole anything."
Tags:baby, babysitter, babysitters, sitter, sitters, stole, steal, stealing, steals, stolen, reind, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, date, dates, dated, dating, partner, partners, parent, parents, parenting, child, childcare, children, care, kid, kids, technology, incapable, rely, relies, relying, relied
Tags:wake up, cope, sleep, pill, pills, medicine, medicinal drug, medicinal drugs, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical drug, pharmaceutical drugs, coping, coped, copes, addicted, addiction, addictions, addicting, dependent, depend, depends, depending, addict, addicts, depending on, reliant, reliance, rely, relies, relying, relied, big pharma
"Let's ask for directions."
"When I was your age, I was a lot older."