"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."
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"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."
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"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"
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"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."
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"Mr. Total Recall"
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"An anniversary present? For me? I remembered? Well, thank me very much!"
"Hey, good buddy! How you doin'?"
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"It's not difficult - you go 'Hi,' then 'Ho,' then the name of your horse."
"I don't want to remember her like this. I want to remember her for the mean thing she said in 1981."
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"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."
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"I've forgotten what I want to be remembered for."
An elephant's memory: not always too reliable.
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"I'm not losing my memory. I'm living in the now."
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"Wait. I never forget a face-Easter Island, 1722!"
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My First Camera
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"It's a shame you missed the eighties."
"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"
"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."
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"As I recall, you're the one who insisted on a conquistador-size mattress."
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"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."
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"Coffee, juice, bacon, eggs, toast. I must be on my way to work."
Took It To The Next Level, Kicked It Up A Notch, Threw Off The Edge
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"I can't remember what we're arguing about, either. Let's keep yelling, and maybe it will come back to us."
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"If I could pick just one keepsake, I think it would be the mutual funds."
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