He Watched Sports
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"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."
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"Hey, good buddy! How you doin'?"
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"It's not difficult - you go 'Hi,' then 'Ho,' then the name of your horse."
"I don't want to remember her like this. I want to remember her for the mean thing she said in 1981."
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"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."
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'He'll never hurt anyone again."
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"Remind me again—what do I usually promise you so you'll take on extra work?"
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"How time flies! It was just thirty years ago tonight that you first ran me a hot bath—right here in this very tub."
"Wait. I never forget a face-Easter Island, 1722!"
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"It's a shame you missed the eighties."
"If I had it to do all over again I wouldn't change much—maybe part my hair on the other side."
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"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"
"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."
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"For someone who's supposed to be omniscient, I've noticed he calls all the new guys 'buddy.'"
"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."
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"Coffee, juice, bacon, eggs, toast. I must be on my way to work."
"Grandpa's up there somewhere."
"The soup of the day is mushroom-barley, but I'd rather talk about the soup of November 6, 1946."
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"I can't remember what we're arguing about, either. Let's keep yelling, and maybe it will come back to us."
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"I met someone famous today, but I don't think he'll remember me."
"I liked you better as a distant memory."
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"Welcome to St. Croix! And if you forgot anything the stern is still docked in St. Thomas."
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