"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."
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"We found this in your brain."
"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."
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"I'm a doctor-I can add 'ectomy' to any word I choose."
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"First we find the bedbugs, Ma'am, then we drive tiny stakes through their wee black hearts."
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"Look, I took my own kidney out."
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"And now a special report from 'News 4' Science Editor, Dr. Frank Lovell, on how to remove your own gallbladder."
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"I'm afraid that novel in you will have to come out."
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People dressed in green roll up the beach like a carpet