"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."
"It's nice, but I never smile like that. I smile like this."
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"Frankly, it's no better or worse than any other form of government."
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Perspective;"Just another lie invented by dead European white males."
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Politician and Child
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Marco Polo Discovers Monosodium Glutamate
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"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."
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"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
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New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos
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"Here! Let me get you all in!"
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Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.
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"The Doge ate my homework."
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Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.
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The (literal) birth of Venus.
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"Sorry, lady, this beach is private."
Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck
Leonardo Da Vinci with a Mona Lisa T-Shirt.
Alien David statue
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"Maybe if we put stone statues in their place, no one will notice that they've flown away."
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A renaissance man switches on a light
A portrait of an early modern woman