"Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."
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"Here's where all the worries of the world have been seeping into your home."
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"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."
"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "
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"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"
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Pardon My Appearance During Renovation
Please pardon our appearance during rennovation
"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."
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If Rick Had Been A Building Contractor
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"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."
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"The screen porch makes it a home."
"Goody, it's snowing. Now I can have that extra bedroom."