Repairs Cartoons

"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."

"Here's where all the worries of the world have been seeping into your home."

"O.K., Chief, see if she starts now."

"Tune-up? I think I can bring something to it."

"Do you mind? I happen to be on the phone!"

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

"The dog got locked in your car last night, Mr. Ferguson."

Discussed on Car Talk

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"Alright, now see what happens when you turn the faucet off."

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

"I can't get into specifics about your bill - that's operational."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

"Thank goodness he was wearing a condom."

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"I don't know what's wrong, but, if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like your car is talking."

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

Your Good Intentions at Work

Gaydar Repair

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

Desk Repairs