"Now that you've met all the people who could easily replace you, I'd like you to meet the person who is actually going to replace you."
"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, fur kids, fur children, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog lady, dog ladies, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, cat lady, cat ladies, fish, aquarium, bird, birds, bird owner, bird owners, bird lover, bird lovers, kid, kids, child, children, substitutes, substitute, replacement, replacements, fill-in, fill-ins, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, pets as children, relationship, relationships, pathetic, fur babies
"We're out of flu shots."
Tags:clinic, clinics, doctor, doctors, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, md, mds, doctors surgery, doctor's surgery, doctor's surgeries, doctors surgeries, flu shot, flu shots, flu-shot, flu-shots, flu jab, flu jabs, flu-jabs, flu-jab, tissue, tissue, box of tissues, replacement, replacements, substitute, substitution, substituting, substitutions, inadequate, inadequacy, unreliable, unreliability, health care, underfunded, cut backs, cut-backs, cut back, cut-backs, public spending, public spending cuts
"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."
Tags:museum, museums, gallery, galleries, art, vase, vases, antique, antiques, priceless, original, accident, accidents, broken, smashed, damaged, copy, copies, fake, fakes, counterfeit, counterfeits, fix, problem, problems, mistake, mistakes, replace, replacement, replacements, gift shop, gift shops, director, directors, security, security guard, security guards, cover-up, cover-ups, cover up, cover ups, deception
South Fallsview will not be seen today. Welcome to East Foxboro.
Tags:understudy, understudies, replacement, replacements, replacing, cities, city, town, towns, tourism, tourist, tourists, travel, traveling, travelling, traveller, travellers, travelled, traveled, travels, foxboro, massachusetts, usa, fallsview, canada, ontario, niagara falls, waterfall, waterfalls
"If I die first, you should remarry. If you die first, I'll get a dog."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, husband, husbands, wife, wives, widow, widows, death, after death, replace, replacement, replacements, remarry, remarriage, remarrying, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers
"In order to remain competitive in today's marketplace, Bentham, I'm afraid we're going to have to replace you with a sleazeball."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, sleazeball, sleazeballs, fire, fired, firing, laid off, let go, boss, bosses, good guy, good guys finish last, bad news, outsourcing, replacement, replacements, replaced, replaceable, sales, salesmen, salesman, made redundant, redundancy, redundant, downsizing, ethics, scumbag, scumbags, management, manager, managers, competition, competitive
"Well, hell, if I don't fetch it they'll find some young pup who will."
"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."
Tags:replacement, replacements, retire, retires, retiring, layoff, layoffs, laid off, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, jersey, jerseys, football, sports, inherit, inherits, inheriting, inheritance, office, offices, white collar job, white collar jobs, athlete, athletes, retired number, retired numbers, legend, legends, all star, all stars, fire, fires, firing, firings, recession, legend, legends, legendary
"Hey, Fred, how's my old office?"
Tags:fire, fired, firing, redundant, redundancy, made redundant, sacked, sack, sacking, can, canned, canning, laid off, laid-off, laying off, offices, old office, old offices, replaced, replacement, replacements, unemployed, unemployment, office worker, office workers, executive, executives, manager, managers, business executive, business executives, business manager business managers, lay offs
"I'm back. Move."
Tags:alfred jaretzki, management, managements, exec, execs, executive, executives, corporate culture, corporate environment, businessmen, businessman, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, boss, bosses, manager, managers, replacement, replacements
The Vehicapult - a temporary replacement for the Williamsburg Bridge
"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."
Tags:replacement, replacements, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing, executive, executives, impulsive, impulsiveness, impulse decision, impulse decisions, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, new recruit, hire on the spot, hires on the spot, groom, grooms, grooming, groom a replacement, grooms a replacement, grooming a replacement, hiring criteria, qualification, qualifications, qualified replacement, qualified replacements
"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."
Tags:light bulb, light bulbs, light, lights, fluorescent light, fluorescent lights, outdated, replacement, replacements, new technology, new technologies, outmoded, bar, bars, lament, laments, lamenting, invention, inventions, old age, grow old, grows old, growing old, useless, uselessness, grandeur, delusion of grandeur, delusions of grandeur
Drop your Daughter Off at Work Day
Lighthouse Bulb Replacement
"Soy milk, soy burgers... Imagine being replaced by a bean!"
Tags:soy product, soy products, soy burger, soy burgers, soy milk, beef burger, beef burgers, cow milk, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farming, dairy product, dairy products, food supplement, food supplements, replacement, dairy allergy, lactose intolerance, lactose intolerant, replacements, vegan, vegans, veganism
"Oh, perfect. I can't remember what I wanted from the basement, and you've remarried."
"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, cannon, cannons, human cannonball, human cannonballs, co-op, co-op board, co-op boards, board meeting, board meetings, replace, replacement, replacements, out of order, out of service, convenience, apartment, apartments, apartment complex, apartment complexes, flat, flats, doorman, doormen
"We do all those old tricks electronically now."
Tags:you cant teach an old dog new tricks, you can't teach an old dog new tricks, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, replaced, replacement, replacements, out of touch, out of date, behind the times, desk job, desk jobs, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, forced retirement, dog, dogs, old dog, old dogs, expression, expressions
"We know technology would replace us someday."
Tags:modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, replaced, replacements, pepper grinder, pepper grinders, wait staff, waiting staff, waiter, waiters, pepper shaker, pepper shakers, salt and pepper, restaurants, modern life, modern times, restaurant staff, end of the road, the end of the road, waitstaff, waitress, waitresses
"For your vet bills alone we can hire two pups."
Tags:ageing, getting old, getting older, ageism, ageist, ageists, vet bill, vet bills, replaced, replacement, replacements, out of touch, out of date, behind the times, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment
"Oh, look. Tonight, the role of Doctor Lessac, normally played by some guy I never heard of, is being played by some other guy I never heard of."
Tags:theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, play, plays, opera, operas, performance, performances, actor, actors, actress, actresses, drama, audience, replacement, replacements, understudy, understudies, fill-in, fill-ins, playbill, playbills, program, programs, programme, programmes, entertainment, role, roles, uncultured, unknown
"Bad news, hon. I got replaced by an app."
Tags:app, apps, application, applications, fired, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, corporate downsizing, restructure, restructures, restructuring, replacement, replacements, smart device, smart devices, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, tablet, tablets, computer tablet, computer tablets, jobs disappearing, creative destruction
"We're replacing you with an abacus. So sorry."
Tags:firing, fired, unemployment, termination, downsizing, laid off, lay offs, replacing, replacement, replacements, abacus, technology, computer, computers, human, humans, master, masters, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, employee, employees, worker, workers, student, students, office, offices, office life, asia, asian, asians