South Fallsview will not be seen today. Welcome to East Foxboro.
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A robot standing in a bathroom with a hand mirror in his hand inserting new batteries into the back of his head.
Lighthouse Bulb Replacement
"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."
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"My son is a millennial—I should just go to jail for him."
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"We're replacing you with an abacus. So sorry."
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"Not right this second, but I'm very unhappy with that refrigerator."
Turbo-Capitalism meets its match.
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"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"
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"Miss Smith, who replaced my intercom with a small rock?"
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"Our stock just went up ten points on the rumor that I was replacing you all with burlap sacks stuffed with straw."
"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"