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"My question is: Are we making an impact?"

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"Before I read about my summer vacation, I'd like to ask that all pagers, beepers, and cell phones be turned off."

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"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."

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"This is where things started getting really weird."

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"My entire vision for the future passed before my eyes."

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"I may run, but first I want to toy with the electorate for a while."

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"The suspect was described as wearing totally pedestrian bluejeans, an indifferent gray sweatshirt, and a trucker's cap, without the slightest sense of irony."

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"Gee, Jeffrey, an annual report on our marriage is a novel anniversary gift, but I was hoping for something a little more romantic."

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"What I Did on My Summer Vacation."

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"This just in! A fifteen-man nineteen-forties swing-era-style big band was discovered intact today in Brno, Czechoslovakia."

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Vernon Trunick with the 3 O'Clock Report

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"If somebody abuses you at work, you always have the option to go home and let it stew in your brain all night."

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"Ronald Reagan won two victories in the Senate today, one victory in the House, and one victory in House-Senate conference, which gives him a career total of a hundred and ninety victories - only thirty-nine short of the world's record of two hundred and twenty-nine victories, held by Franklin Delano Roosevelt."

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"My report is on money."

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How's my texting?

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"He works and plays well with others."

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"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

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"I would like to read my essay about what I did over vacation, but I can't because that information is classified and cannot be revealed for reasons of national security."

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"Let me tell you, Kittles, after a hard day's work there's nothing I like better than to sit in my favorite chair, eat leftover Chinese food, grade 72 math tests and read 50 English papers."

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"There's a new category of complaints: Date-Robbery, Date-Embezzlement..."

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"Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, but we've had some reports of a dog barking."

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"Boy, that's that last time I ask my Dad for help on my homework!"

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Weather-Network Bulletin

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"Let's not politicize how screwed we are."

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"This is first-quarter projected-earnings report--does it make my butt look big?"

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