Report Cards Cartoons

Report Cards Cartoons

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Report Cards cartoon

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

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"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."

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"What the hell happened in P.E.?"

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"I'm the victim of negative advertising."

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"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

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"He works and plays well with others."

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"I messed up a couple of quizzes but I didn't think that rose to the level of an 'F'."

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"It wasn't until I started getting 'A's' in math that I even realized I was Asian."

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"It seems as if I forgot history and I'm doomed to repeat it."

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"Unfortunately, the urine test counted for half of the grade."

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The Marks of Zorro

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"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

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"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

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"Big deal, an A in math. That would be a D in any other country."

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"Let's work really hard today—your parents are eager for deliverables."

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"What did you expect from a failing educational system?"

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"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

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"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

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"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."

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"With grades like theses, you'll never afford a decent attorney."

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"Dad, remember how you bungled the Lorton account?"

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