Reporters Cartoons

"So, for Ralph, Betsy, and the rest of us here at Action News, good night!"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

Coincidence or What?

"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."

"He's from PM."

"Those are the headlines, and we'll be back in a moment to blow them out of proportion."

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

"Oh-oh."

"To answer your question, we may or may not be trying to have it both ways."

"Charles is a journalist, but, of course, not one of those bottom feeders."

"The 'Post' did an unflattering piece on me."

"Turning to the City Hall forecast, this brief period of contrition will be followed by increasing testiness, leading to major squalls on Monday."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"I should like to depart from my prepared text and speak as a human being."

"Lionel will be watching the new Administration very closely."

Difference of Opinion

"I'm not going to make excuses. They were very tough today. They wanted this one more than we did, and they deserved to win."

"This is your ninety-nine-per-cent-news-free six-o'clock news."

A billboard that reads "Elect Fletcher Hopwith - Candidate of the media".

Royal wedding cake, complete with paparazzi figures

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

"Let me answer your question by saying that you're being really aggressive, and it's totally freaking me out."

"Today, not only did the President refuse to answer reporters' questions but every single official in the country, high and low, also refused to answer reporters' questions."