Reporting Cartoons

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

Coincidence or What?

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"The post-season coverage ended yesterday. This is the pre-season coverage."

"We have posted lower second-quarter earnings, reflecting placement of loans to Brazil, Ecuador, and Ms. Dunwoodie on non-accrual status."

"Charles is a journalist, but, of course, not one of those bottom feeders."

"Turning to the City Hall forecast, this brief period of contrition will be followed by increasing testiness, leading to major squalls on Monday."

$165 Billion!!! Huge amount of money!

"My entire vision for the future passed before my eyes."

A billboard that reads "Elect Fletcher Hopwith - Candidate of the media".

"The suspect was described as wearing totally pedestrian bluejeans, an indifferent gray sweatshirt, and a trucker's cap, without the slightest sense of irony."

"Your Majesty, according to our study the shoe was lost for want of a nail, the horse was lost for want of a shoe, and the rider was lost for want of a horse, but the kingdom was lost because of overregulation."

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

How's my texting?

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"My parents didn't write it--they just tweaked it."

"Ronald Reagan won two victories in the Senate today, one victory in the House, and one victory in House-Senate conference, which gives him a career total of a hundred and ninety victories - only thirty-nine short of the world's record of two hundred and twenty-nine victories, held by Franklin Delano Roosevelt."

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

"Hey! Why don't we just say we have ninety-one percent full employment?"

"He has the clean precision of Ingres." "Yes, and, even more remarkable, he combines it with the swift emotional delivery of Van Gogh."

"Denise, will you be my co-anchor?"

“How do I feel about being mugged? Well, naturally I didn’t enjoy it and certainly don’t condone violence or threats of violence as a means toward social change. However, I can empathize with my assailant and realize that in his terms his is a valid response to the deteriorating socioeconomic situation in which we find ourselves.”

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

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