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"My question is: Are we making an impact?"

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"Before I read about my summer vacation, I'd like to ask that all pagers, beepers, and cell phones be turned off."

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"'The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass.'"

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"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."

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"My entire vision for the future passed before my eyes."

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$165 Billion!!! Huge amount of money!

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"The suspect was described as wearing totally pedestrian bluejeans, an indifferent gray sweatshirt, and a trucker's cap, without the slightest sense of irony."

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"Gee, Jeffrey, an annual report on our marriage is a novel anniversary gift, but I was hoping for something a little more romantic."

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"What I Did on My Summer Vacation."

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"This just in! A fifteen-man nineteen-forties swing-era-style big band was discovered intact today in Brno, Czechoslovakia."

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Vernon Trunick with the 3 O'Clock Report

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"Ronald Reagan won two victories in the Senate today, one victory in the House, and one victory in House-Senate conference, which gives him a career total of a hundred and ninety victories - only thirty-nine short of the world's record of two hundred and twenty-nine victories, held by Franklin Delano Roosevelt."

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"My report is on money."

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"He works and plays well with others."

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"I would like to read my essay about what I did over vacation, but I can't because that information is classified and cannot be revealed for reasons of national security."

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"Let me tell you, Kittles, after a hard day's work there's nothing I like better than to sit in my favorite chair, eat leftover Chinese food, grade 72 math tests and read 50 English papers."

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"There's a new category of complaints: Date-Robbery, Date-Embezzlement..."

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"Boy, that's that last time I ask my Dad for help on my homework!"

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Weather-Network Bulletin

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"Let's not politicize how screwed we are."

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"This is first-quarter projected-earnings report--does it make my butt look big?"

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"You call that dirty?"

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"We're letting you go, Strathmore. You're an excellent writer, but you're just not the right fit for Two Legs magazine."

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"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

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"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."

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