Representation Cartoons

"He's Richard Gere without the principles."

"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."

Food - Gas - Lawyers - Next Exit.

"Young people today need heroes - that's why I hired a P.R. firm."

"We're interested in words, not deeds."

"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."

"I'm fed up with excuses, Harris. When am I going to start reading about the Satanic right?"

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

Additions to the Rainbow Curriculum

"The subject of tonight's discussion is: why are there no women on this panel?"

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"You realize, of course, that if you take this position you'll be my sidekick?"

"I'm his biological lawyer."

The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney

A Native American works at an American Heritage site.

"Objection."

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

"You will notice that we are represented by troops from many nations."

"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"From now on, Ted, I will speak only when adequately represented by counsel."

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"Will you be our surrogate?"

"May I represent you across the street?"

Land Of The Spokespersons