Representative Cartoons

"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."

"He's Richard Gere without the principles."

"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."

"Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday - someday - you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer."

Jaws phones his agent.

"Well, no, we don't have a mascot, but we're the Lions."

"Mr. Speaker, will the gentleman from Small Firearms yield the floor to the gentleman from the Big Tobacco?"

"Senator, the American people, whom you often mention in your speeches, would like a word with you."

"Young people today need heroes - that's why I hired a P.R. firm."

"Actually, we all think you're doing a pretty good job. We just feel it would be more fun to have a celebrity for C.E.O."

"It's nothing like that, Annie. I just want to start seeing women from other swing states for a while."

Bradbury, Cavalli, Lennon & Kleiner: Her Lawyers

"We're interested in words, not deeds."

"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."

Beltway Car Pool"Under the proposal, regional 'health alliances'—essentially, giant insurance-buying pools—would collect money from employers and individuals and in return offer them a variety of competing health plans. A national health board would control the alliances' budgets and prevent them from raising insurance premiums over a certain amount. Cool!"

"Congressman, you need a junket."

"Sh-h-h. It's a birthday card for Liechtenstein. Sign it and pass it on."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"He's moving his campaign headquarters back to Paris. He wants to be closer to the French people."

"The voters sent me a message I didn't approve of."

"I'm his biological lawyer."

"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"How come I'm never hounded by the press?"