"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."
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election, elections, electing, voting, voter, voters, vote, votes, election campaign, election campaigns, politics, politicians, politician, government, governments, least qualified, candidate, candidates, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, judgement, skill, skills, incompetence, incompetent, incompetents, president, presidents, presidential election, presidential elections, senate, senator, senators, representative, representatives, congress, congressman, congressman, congresswoman, congresswomen, governor, governors, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans"He's Richard Gere without the principles."
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movie star, movie stars, agent, agents, hollywood agent, hollywood agents, richard gere, principles, principled, actor, actors, acting, filmmaker, filmmakers, filmmaking, niche, niches, cast, casts, casting agent, casting agents, sleaze, sleazes, sleazy, film star, film stars, representative, representatives, representation, selling point, selling points"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."
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st. peter, saint peter, representation, legal representation, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, litigation, lawsuit, lawsuits, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, intimidating, client, clients, veiled threat, veiled threats, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, judge, judges, representative, representatives"Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday - someday - you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer."
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legal representation, legal representative, legal representatives, representative, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, prepare, prepared, always be prepared, overprepare, overprepared, toboggan, toboggans, sled, sleds, sledding, prepare for the worst, safety, personal injury, solicitor, solicitors, legal team, legal teamsJaws phones his agent.
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agent, agents, hollywood agent, hollywood agents, shark, sharks, monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, dying career, dying careers, restart, restarts, comeback, comebacks, little mermaid, blockbuster, blockbusters, aging movie star, ageing movie stars, long in the tooth, out of fashion, opportunity, career opportunity, career opportunities, hollywood, hollywood industry, rep, reps, representative, representatives, personal representative"Mr. Speaker, will the gentleman from Small Firearms yield the floor to the gentleman from the Big Tobacco?"
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congress, congressional, house of representatives, senate, senator, representative, lawmakers, lobby, lobbying, lobbied, lobbies, sarcastic, the swamp, drain the swamp, nra, n.r.a., national rifle association, big tobacco, government, laws, governing, speaker, speaker of the house, congressman, congresswoman, tobacco, tobacco politics, regulation, regulating, business, businesses, gun rights, smoking, smoker, smokers, smoked"Senator, the American people, whom you often mention in your speeches, would like a word with you."
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politics, politician, politicians, senator, senators, representative, representatives, political, speech, speeches, campaign, campaigns, election, elections, voting, vote, votes, voter, voters, constituent, constituents, constituency, people, crowd, crowds, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans, washington, american people, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, assistant, assistants, office, offices"Young people today need heroes - that's why I hired a P.R. firm."
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pr firm, p.r., public relations, public relations firm, public relations firms, hero, heroes, lie, lies, lying, heroic, inspiration, inspirations, inspired, representative, representatives, representation, pretend, pretends, pretending, misrepresent, misrepresentation, misrepresentations, positive spin, spin, spins, spinning, spin doctor, spin doctors, muse, muses"Actually, we all think you're doing a pretty good job. We just feel it would be more fun to have a celebrity for C.E.O."
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business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, executive, executives, corporation, corporations, corporate, company, companies, manager, managers, management, hierarchy, demotion, demotions, demoted, ceo, chief executive officer, c.e.o., ceos, chief executive officers, c.e.o.s, celebrity, celebrities, famous people, famous person, star, stars, celeb, celebs, meeting, meetings, board, boards, board member, board members, upper management, good job, fun, more fun, replaceable, figurehead, representative, office, office life, modern life"It's nothing like that, Annie. I just want to start seeing women from other swing states for a while."
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politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, capitol hill, washington, washington dc, congress, house of representatives, representative, representatives, congressman, congressmen, senate, senator, senators, candidate, candidates, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, political campaign, political campaigns, election campaign, election campaigns, vote, votes, voter, voters, voting, swing state, swing states, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, seeing other women, man, men, excuse, excuses, fear of commitment, noncommittalBradbury, Cavalli, Lennon & Kleiner: Her Lawyers
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lawyer, lawyers, law office, law offices, partner, partners, attorney, attorneys, divorce, divorces, divorce attorney, divorce attorneys, break up, break-ups, breaking up, representative, representatives, legal team, legal teams, legal representative, legal representatives, contentious, contentiousness"We're interested in words, not deeds."
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word, words, deed, deeds, public relations, pr, pr department, pr departments, representative, representatives, representation, personal representative, personal representatives, personal representation, action, actions, actions speak louder than words, hiring, hired, hiring officer, recruit, recruits, recruiting, job candidate, job interview, job interviews, superficial, superficiality, surface-level"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."
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second amendment, terminology, political correctness, politically correct, term, terms, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, militia, well-regulated militia, 2nd amendment, bill of rights, constitution, u.s. constitution, preferred term, preferred terms, trial, trials, defense attorney, defense attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, representation, representative, representatives, gun nut, gun nuts, gun, guns, gun cultureBeltway Car Pool"Under the proposal, regional 'health alliances'—essentially, giant insurance-buying pools—would collect money from employers and individuals and in return offer them a variety of competing health plans. A national health board would control the alliances' budgets and prevent them from raising insurance premiums over a certain amount. Cool!"
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politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, capitol hill, washington, washington dc, congress, house of representatives, representative, representatives, congressman, congressmen, senate, senator, senators, federal, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, inside the beltway, beltway, american politics, business, healthcare, health care, insurance, health insurance, medical insurance, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, national health board, insurer, insurers, risk pool, risk pool, money, health plan, health plans, health alliance, health alliances, proposal, proposals, insurance premium, insurance premiums, kid, kids, child, children, explanation, explaining, carpool, carpools, car pool, car pools, carpooling, word play, wordplay"Congressman, you need a junket."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, diagnosis, diagnoses, prescribing, prescription, prescriptions, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, health, politics, politician, politicians, congressman, congressmen, representative, representatives, house of representatives, congress, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., american, america, american politics, junket, junkets, trip, rips, tour, tours, event, events, celebration, celebrations, government, governments, government official, government officials, elected official, elected officials, public funds, tax, taxes, tax money, waste of money, spending public fund, spending tax money, wasteful spending"Sh-h-h. It's a birthday card for Liechtenstein. Sign it and pass it on."
"This is the most important election of our lifetime."
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kid, kids, child, children, life, lifetime, lifetimes, important, future, election, elections, electing, politics, government, governments, vote, votes, voting, election campaign, election campaigns, politician, politicians, candidate, candidates, voting age, voter, voters, president, presidents, presidential election, presidential elections, senate, senator, senators, representative, representatives, congress, congressman, congressman, congresswoman, congresswomen, governor, governors, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans"The voters sent me a message I didn't approve of."
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voter, voters, voting, vote, votes, politician, politicians, out of office, voted, impeach, impeached, impeachment, primary, primaries, primaried, primarying, rino, rinos, republican in name only, vote out, voted out, voting out, senator, senators, congressman, congressmen, congressional representative, representative, representatives, will of the people, i approve this message, campaign, campaigns, campaign ad, campaign ads, campaign advertisement, campaign advertisements, political ad, political ads, candidate, candidates, democracy, democratic system"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."
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prison, prisoners, prisoner, inmate, inmates, correctional facility, correctional facilities, jail, jails, jailer, jailers, attorney, attorneys, representation, representative, representative, legal representation, defense attorney, defense attorneys, client, clients, casual, casualness, welcome, greet, greets, greeting"He's moving his campaign headquarters back to Paris. He wants to be closer to the French people."
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napoleon, napoleonic wars, campaign, campaigns, campaign headquarters, presidential campaign, presidential campaigns, congressman, congressperson, representative, representatives, senator, senators, washington dc, career politician, career politicians, disingenuous, lose touch, losing touch, retreat, retreats, russia, russian, russians"I'm his biological lawyer."
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lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, genetic, genetics, biological, father, fathers, parent, parents, visit, visits, visiting, visitation rights, prison, prisons, inmate, inmates, jail, jailed, representation, representative, legal representative, legal representatives, likeness, twin, twins, double, doubles, clone, clones, look, similar look, similar looks, doppelganger, doppelgangers"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."
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agent, agents, sports agent, sports agents, percentage, percentages, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, player, players, representative, representatives, greed, greedy, greediness, give it your all, giving it your all, effort, efforts, money, 110%, fee, fees, bilk, bilks, bilking, overcharge, overcharges, overcharging, surcharge, surcharges, hidden fee, hidden fees, hidden cost, hidden costs"You call yourselves a demographic?"
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demographic, survey, surveys, surveying, questionnaire, questionnaires, represent, representative, unrepresentative, un-representative, inaccurate, anomalous, anomalies, group study, group studies, social study, social studies, stats, statistics, statistical, statistical characteristics, human population"How come I'm never hounded by the press?"
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