Tags:infertility, family, families, parent, parents, parenthood, babies, baby, reproduction, reproduce, pregnancy, couple, couples, married, marriage, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, farmer, farmers, bull, bulls, cow, cows, cattle, fertility, fertility clinic, farm animal, farm animals, animal, animals, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians
"So I like rutting. So sue me."
"This is my friend Ted, and this is Ted's lower-priced knockoff."
Tags:look-alike, look-alikes, look alike, lookalikes, look alikes, lookalike, knockoff, knockoffs, cocktail party, cocktail parties, designer label, designer labels, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, bargain bucket, bargain buckets, twin, twins, introduce, introducing, introduction, introductions, low price, low price, shopper, shoppers, shopping, reproduction, reproductions, fake, fakes, replica, replicas, imitation, imitations, jump on the bandwagon, jumping on the bandwagon, trend, trends, following trends, fashions, modern life
"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."
Tags:relationship, relationships, consent, consenting consents, feminism, feminists, feminist, #metoo, metoo, me too, mantis, praying mantis, praying mantises, mantises, mate, mates, consensual, permission, reproduction, insect, insects, animal, animals, decapitate, relationship, relationships, death, dying, died
"What with the population crunch and all, we're just reproducing ourselves and letting it go at that."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, reproduction, reproducing, population, depopulation, overpopulation, birthrate, birthrates, problem, problems, having kids, having children, modern life
"I want to have lots of children."
"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, panda, pandas, panda bear, panda bears, bear, bears, endangered, endangers species, endangered animal, endangered animals, saving the panda, saving pandas, saving the species, science, scientists, scientists, biology, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, zoo, zoos, zoology, zoologist, zoologists, zookeeper, zookeepers, mate, mates, reproduction, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, online dating, internet dating, dating app, dating apps, dating application, dating applications, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, swiping right, swiping left, old-fashioned, old-fashioned way, meet, meeting, locked in a room, modern life, finding a partner
"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."
Tags:birds and bees, bird and bee, reproductive technology, reproductive technologies, reproduction, reproductive system, reproductive systems, sex-eds, sexual education, birds & bees, technological advances, technical advances, modern childhood, modern childhoods, family life, rites of passage, rite of passage
"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, animal, animals, pair, pairs, two, twos, one, ones, single, singles, cutting costs, cheap, frugal, saving money, money, finances, cheapskate, cheapskates, recession, economy, bad idea, bad ideas, mistake, mistakes, business, office, offices, office life, company, companies, corporation, corporations, manager, managers, executive, executives, boss, bosses, reproduction
"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"
Tags:couple, couples, parent, parents, meet the parents, awkward question, awkward questions, grandchild, newlywed, newlyweds, having a baby, having babies, reproductive, reproduction, nosy, butting in, none of your business, meddling, noodging, pregnancy, fertility, ovulating, ovulation, conception, having a kid, having kids, starting a family, inappropriate question, inappropriate questions, restaurant, restaurants, conversation, conversations, small talk, awkward
"After all these years together, the mating is still reasonably good."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, dog, dogs, canine, canines, family, families, mate, mates, mating season, reproduction, reproduce, reproductive, animal, animals, baby, babies, loyal, loyalty
'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'
Tags:lion, endangered species, lions, lioness, lionesses, endangered animal, endangered animals, conservation, conservationist, conservationists, lion pack, lion packs, pride, prides, lion pride, lion prides, big cat, big cats, environmental concerns, lazy, laziness, lazy man, lazy men, reproduction
"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, wedding, weddings, bride, brides, groom, grooms, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vow, wedding vows, vow, vows, science, biology, genetics, gene, genes, genome, genomes, reproduction, kid, kids, child, children, fertility, dna, d.n.a., modern life, modern marriage, modern marriages, genetic testing, genetic test, genetic tests
"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, eggs, egg, reproduction, fertilisation, fertilization, couple, couples, having kids, having children, science, biology, relationship, relationships, romance, romantic, unromantic, lack of romance, lacking romance, relationship issue, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, marriage, marriages, married life, females, male, males, men, man, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes
"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."
Tags:embryo, embryos, frozen embryo, frozen embryos, baby, babies, fertility, fertility treatment, fertility treatments, infertile, infertility, reproduction, family planning, egg donor, egg donors, freezer, freezers, freezing, frozen food, frozen foods, parent, parents, parenting, prospective parent, prospective parents, fertilization, in vitro fertilization, fertilisation, in vitro fertilisation
"Hi! .... I've been asked to introduce myself. I'm Todd ... from the Denver Zoo."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, panda, pandas, panda bear, panda bears, love, romance, romancing, courting, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, introductions, introducing, relationship, relationships, dating, mate, mates, reproduction, breeding, science, biology, attracting a mate, zoo, zoos, first meeting, first meetings
"I thought you liked museum reproductions."
"I'm just hoping to make it to the Final Four."
Tags:sperm, sperms, egg, eggs, reproduction, fertility, sport, sports, basketball, basketballs, competition, competitions, gameshow, game, games, game shows, final four, playoff, tournament, context, contexts, reproduce, race, racing, world cup, elimination, semi final, semi-finals, semi finals, ovary, ovaries
"And when you are in the mood, there's never any goddam ice!"
Tags:polar bear, polar bears, bear, bears, arctic, global warming, climate change, glacier, glaciers, melting, endangered, vulnerable, decreasing population, reproduction, reproduce, couple, couples, women, men, relationship, relationships, intimacy, partner, partners, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage, married, ice, mood, moods, swim, environmental issues
"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."
Tags:egg, eggs, penguin, penguins, reproduction, reproduce, reproduces, reproducing, pregnancy, pregnancies, obstetrics, obstetrician, obstetricians, sperm, fertility, fertility problem, fertility problems, child birth, childbirth, have a child, having a child, antarctica, fertility clinic, fertility clinics
"Please, George...not here!"
Tags:split, splits, splitting, split up, splits up, splitting up, cell division, cell divisions, microscopes, microscopic, microscopic organism, microscopic organism, asexual, reproduce, reproduces, reproducing, reproduction, microbiology, microbiologist, microbiologists, cell, cells, inappropriate, pda, public display of affection, public displays of affection, shy, shyness, voyeur, voyeurs, voyeurism, biology, biology teacher, biology teachers, biologist, biologists, professor, professors
"We decided not to have kids for environmental reasons."
Tags:kid, kids, children, child, childfree, childless, reproduction, reproducecat, cats, kitty, kitties, cat lover, cat lovers, kitten, kittens, environmental reasons, environmental, environmental impact, environmental awareness, environmentalist, environmentalists, global warming, climate change, virtue signal, virtue signalling