Reproduction Cartoons

Reproduction Cartoons

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"So I like rutting. So sue me."

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"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."

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"I'm just hoping to make it to the Final Four."

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"I want to have lots of children."

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Fertility Clinic

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"Hi! .... I've been asked to introduce myself. I'm Todd ... from the Denver Zoo."

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"What with the population crunch and all, we're just reproducing ourselves and letting it go at that."

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"And when you are in the mood, there's never any goddam ice!"

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"Please, George...not here!"

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"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

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"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

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"This is my friend Ted, and this is Ted's lower-priced knockoff."

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'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

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"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

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"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

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"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

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"I thought you liked museum reproductions."

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"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"

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"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

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"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

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"After all these years together, the mating is still reasonably good."

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