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Reptile Cartoons
Reptile cartoon 1 of 65
"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."
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animal, animals, tortoise, old married couple, old married couples, old-married-couple, old-married-couples, giant tortoise, tortoises, giant tortoises, turtle, turtles, reptile, reptiles, old, old age, ageing, aging, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, lifespan, wife, wives, husband, husbands, long life, long-life, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oapsReptile cartoon 2 of 65
"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."
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turtle, turtles, lizard, lizards, salamander, salamanders, reptile, reptiles, homeowner, homeowners, value, values, lose value, losing value, bad investment, bad investments, investment, investments, crash, crashes, crashing, market crash, market crashes, home, homes, house, houses, real estate, real estate investment, real estate investmentsReptile cartoon 3 of 65
"To be fair, Martha, you started it."
Reptile cartoon 4 of 65
"It's pronounced 'hee-la' monster. The 'g' sounds like an 'h.' "
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, animal, animals, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles, gila monster, gila monsters, language, languages, pronunciation, english, unhelpful, wasting time, biting, bite, emergency, emergenciesReptile cartoon 5 of 65
"Are we cold blooded enough to run an H.M.O?"
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crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, health maintenance organization, hmo, h.m.o., health insurance, medical insurance, health service, health services, cold blooded, cold bloodedness, ethics, unethical, health insurance plan, health insurance plans, managed care, self funded healthcare, self-funded healthcare, reptile, reptiles, cruel, callous, callousnessReptile cartoon 6 of 65
"Tell us again about Bogie and Hepburn coming up the river."
Reptile cartoon 7 of 65
"It wasn't so much losing the race, it was losing the shoe contract."
Reptile cartoon 8 of 65
"Like so many New Yorkers, I've lived here all my life and never been to the top of the Empire State Building."
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new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, city, cities, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, sewer, sewers, sewerage, sewerage system, tourism, tour, tours, travel, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, famous building, famous buildings, reptile, reptiles, myth, myths, local, localsReptile cartoon 9 of 65
"Please! I am neither teen-age, mutant, nor Ninja."
Reptile cartoon 10 of 65
"It's different when they're yours."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, reptile, reptiles, snake, snakes, snake owner, snake owners, different, fearful, afraid, fear of snakes, scary, scared, nervous, tense, anxious, comfortable, relaxed, living room, living rooms, living room scene, living room scenes, delusion, delusional, crazy, phobia, phobias, phobic, irrational fear, irrational fears, ophiophobia, ophidiophobiaReptile cartoon 11 of 65
"How appropriate is that—she's a hundred and twenty years his junior."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, galapagos tortoise, galapagos tortoises, reptile, reptiles, relationship, relationships, age gap, age gaps, young, old, younger, older, appropriate, inappropriate, silver fox, silver foxes, questionable, questionable relationship, questionable relationships, dating, older man, younger womanReptile cartoon 12 of 65
"You can hide, but you can't run."
Reptile cartoon 13 of 65
"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."
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fishing, fishes, reverse fishing, subvert, subverted, subversion, invert, inverted, inversion, inversions, reverse, reversed, reversal, fish, sea monster, sea, monster, aquatic life, reptiles, reptile, underwater, monstrous, reel him in, hooked, fishhook, fish hook, hook, baits, bait, baiting, baited, fishermen, fisherman, deep sea, memeReptile cartoon 14 of 65
"This is getting us nowhere!"
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therapist, therapists, therapists chair, therapists chairs, therapy, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, putting up barriers, closing down, closed down, withdrawing, withdraw, withdraw into yourself, retreat, retreating, retreating into yourself, lack of communication, no communication, refuse to talk, pointless endeavour, pointless endeavor, pointless, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, reptiles, reptileReptile cartoon 15 of 65
"God, you're hot-blooded!"
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hot-blooded, dinosaur, dinosaurs, reptile, reptiles, dino, dinos, cold blooded, cold-blood, cold blood, cold-blooded, love life, love-life, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirtsReptile cartoon 16 of 65
"I thought I saw you by the lake this morning, but it was a stick."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, reptile, reptiles, snake, snakes, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, mistaken, mistaken identity, nature, stick, sticks, bad eyesight, embarrassingReptile cartoon 17 of 65
"Sand! Sand!"
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reversal, reverse, reversed, invert, inverted, inversion, subvert, subverted, subversion, spoof, parody, parodied, imagery, familiar, stereotype, stereotypes, desert, in the desert, hallucinate, hallucination, sand, sands, lost, stranded, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, suburban, urban, modern world, ecology, ecological, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist, backyard, back yard, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles, climate, climates, crawl, crawling, situation, situational, situationsReptile cartoon 18 of 65
"No, No, No! Serpentine, Serpentine!!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, reptile, reptiles, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, serpentine, straight, performing, performers, performer, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, practice, practices, practising, practicing, dancer, dancers, dancing, dance rehearsal, dance rehearsalsReptile cartoon 19 of 65
"The scales say 'alien overlord,' but the rolled-up sleeves say 'man of the people.'"
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lizard, lizards, drawn the swamp, drain that swamp, public, public figures, comment, commentary, publicity, publicly, shameless, shamelessly, politic, politics, political commentary, political, modern politics, modern life, modern world, modernity, elect, election, elections, electing, electorate, voter, voters, voting, vote, votes, man of the people, of the people, reptile, reptiles, alien, aliens, extra terrestrial, extra-terrestrial, extra terrestrials, extra-terrestrials, modern politics, american politics, modern americaReptile cartoon 20 of 65
Frog's Dinner
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frog, frogs, toad, toads, reptile, reptiles, amphibian, amphibians, fly, flies, insect, insects, swear, swearing, curse, cursing, cuss, cussing, flight, flying, caught, captured, stuck, stick, lift, lifting, heavy lifting, superhero, superheroes, super strength, super strong, frog eating flying, frog catching fly, super hero, super heroes, super-heroes, super-hero, superheros, super heros, super-heros, drag, dragging, pulled, pull pulling, superfly, superfrog, food chain, food chains, food web, food webs, prey, predator, predators, predation, preying, circle of lifeReptile cartoon 21 of 65
"You're right. We really don't know what the skin looked like."
Reptile cartoon 22 of 65
"I'll be damned if I'll let society tell me who's fluffy and who's not."
Reptile cartoon 23 of 65
"Darling, I've come crawling back to you, just the way you always said I would."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, reptile, reptiles, snake, snakes, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, ex, exes, former, previous, crawling back, returning, expression, expressions, wordplay, word playReptile cartoon 24 of 65
"Eddie has made a wonderful husband and father for someone people thought was just a lounge lizard."
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lounge lizard, lounge lizards, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, lizard owner, lizard owners, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, marriedReptile cartoon 25 of 65
A snake charmer using a piano to tame a snake.
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