Reptile Cartoons

"You can hide, but you can't run."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC121749
High Res:
5000x3819 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
snake, snakes, run, runs, running, warn, warns, warning, legless, flee, flees, fleeing, predator, predators, prey, hidden, coward, cowards, cowardly, run away, runs away, running away, impossible, impossibility, venom, venomous, herpetologist, herpetologists, herpetology, reptile, reptiles

Frog's Dinner

Artist:
Walsh, Liam
Search ID:
CC143449
High Res:
3088x3401 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
frog, frogs, toad, toads, reptile, reptiles, amphibian, amphibians, fly, flies, insect, insects, swear, swearing, curse, cursing, cuss, cussing, flight, flying, caught, captured, stuck, stick, lift, lifting, heavy lifting, superhero, superheroes, super strength, super strong, frog eating flying, frog catching fly, super hero, super heroes, super-heroes, super-hero, superheros, super heros, super-heros, drag, dragging, pulled, pull pulling, superfly, superfrog, food chain, food chains, food web, food webs, prey, predator, predators, predation, preying, circle of life

"Whenever Mother's Day rolls around, I regret having eaten my young."

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC27835
High Res:
2233x1825 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
parent, parents, parenting, parental, alligator, gator, alligators, gators, croc, crocs, crocodile, crocodiles, mother's day, mothers day, mothering sunday, animal, talking animal, talking animals, eating, eaten, eat, young, child, children, kid, kids, reptile, reptiles, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mothers, mothering, mothered, old, older, regret, regrets, grief, behavior, behaviors, behaviour, behaviours, herpetologist, herpetology, herpetologists, biologist, biology, biology teacher, biology teachers

"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC124400
High Res:
2906x3665 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fishing, fishes, reverse fishing, subvert, subverted, subversion, invert, inverted, inversion, inversions, reverse, reversed, reversal, fish, sea monster, sea, monster, aquatic life, reptiles, reptile, underwater, monstrous, reel him in, hooked, fishhook, fish hook, hook, baits, bait, baiting, baited, fishermen, fisherman, deep sea, meme

"It wasn't so much losing the race, it was losing the shoe contract."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC68761
High Res:
2400x1911 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
rabbit, rabbits, hare, hares, bunny, bunnies, animal, animals, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, reptile, reptiles, tortoise and the hare, story, stories, aesop's fables, fable, fables, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks

"So, ... when I'm forty, you'll be what, .... a hundred and seventy?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX303492
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, age gap, age gaps, younger woman, older man, sugar daddy, sugar daddies, gold digger, gold diggers, animal, animals, reptile, reptiles, tortoise, tortoises, galapagos tortoise, galapagos tortoises, long life, life expectancy, compatibility, old age

"Now then, were you driven out of Ireland by religious, political or economic pressures?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX303386
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
border control, border control officer, border control officers, immigration, immigration officer, immigration officers, refugee, refugees, animal, animals, snake, snakes, reptile, reptiles, ireland, st. patrick, persecution, religious, political, economic, pressure, immigrating, boat people, fleeing, running away, escaping, oppression, displaced person, displaced people, politics

"It was done, on an impulse, a long time ago, and I've regretted it ever since."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX303491
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, animal, animals, reptile, reptiles, tattoo, tattoos, tattoo regret, regret, regrets, permanent, impulse tattoo, explain, explanation, explanations, new relationship, new relationships, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, date, dates, dating

"It's pronounced 'hee-la' monster. The 'g' sounds like an 'h.' "

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC31892
High Res:
2063x1677 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, animal, animals, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles, gila monster, gila monsters, language, languages, pronunciation, english, unhelpful, wasting time, biting, bite, emergency, emergencies

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
NL700148
High Res:
2164x1195 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
religion, religious, christianity, christian, christians, saint, saints, st. patrick, st. patrick's day, st. paddy's day, monk, monks, friar, friars, missionary, missionaries, bishop, bishops, ireland, driving the snakes out of ireland, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., tv cable, tv cables, t.v. cable, t.v. cables, television cable, television cables, animal, animals, reptile, reptiles, snake, snakes, driving out, escape, escaping, cross, crosses, crucifix, crucifixes

"How appropriate is that—she's a hundred and twenty years his junior."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC137320
High Res:
6050x5884 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, galapagos tortoise, galapagos tortoises, reptile, reptiles, relationship, relationships, age gap, age gaps, sugar daddy, sugar daddies, young, old, younger, older, appropriate, inappropriate, silver fox, silver foxes, questionable, questionable relationship, questionable relationships, dating, older man, younger woman

"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX303379
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, reptile, reptiles, snake, snakes, relationship, relationships, love, falling in love, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, creepy, creep, creeps, creeper, creepers, scary, scared, fearful, afraid

"Crawford, I'm getting reports of inappropriate squeezing."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX303380
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
snake, snakes, reptile, reptiles, animal, animals, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, human resources, hr, inappropriate, bad behavior, bad behaviour, harassment, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management

"Sand! Sand!"

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC31593
High Res:
2422x1853 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
reversal, reverse, reversed, invert, inverted, inversion, subvert, subverted, subversion, spoof, parody, parodied, imagery, familiar, stereotype, stereotypes, desert, in the desert, hallucinate, hallucination, sand, sands, lost, stranded, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, suburban, urban, modern world, ecology, ecological, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist, backyard, back yard, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles, climate, climates, crawl, crawling, situation, situational, situations

"Tell us again about Bogie and Hepburn coming up the river."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC31609
High Res:
2177x1811 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, reptile, reptiles, talking animal, talking animals, alligator, alligators, crocodiles, crocodile, babies, baby, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, celeb, celebrity, celebrities, gator, gators, movie, movies, film, films, hollywood, superfan, superfans, fan, fans

"I think the return of the pterodactyls is a little ominous!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB401031
High Res:
2602x3583 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pterodactyl, pterodactyls, dinosaur, dinosaurs, extinction, extinctions, extinction of the dinosaurs, ominous, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs, understatement, understatements, pterosaurs, the apocalypse, apocalypse, reptile, reptiles, flying reptile, flying reptiles, end of the earth, end of the world, warning sign, warning signs

A man walking his dog with a leash passes a man walking his snake holding it by its tail.

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CX300924
High Res:
3121x1713 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, reptile, reptiles, snake, snakes, walking the dog, dog walking, walkies, leash, leashes, unusual pet, unusual pets

"Sustained!—Prosecution will kindly refrain from flaring its hood."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CX304351
High Res:
3200x2531 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, objection, objecting, animal, animals, snake, snakes, reptile, reptiles, cobra, cobras, intimidating, intimidating the witness, questioning

"I thought I saw you by the lake this morning, but it was a stick."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC32448
High Res:
2229x1780 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, reptile, reptiles, snake, snakes, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, mistaken, mistaken identity, nature, stick, sticks, bad eyesight, embarrassing

"It's different when they're yours."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC134036
High Res:
2969x3130 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, reptile, reptiles, snake, snakes, snake owner, snake owners, different, fearful, afraid, fear of snakes, scary, scared, nervous, tense, anxious, comfortable, relaxed, living room, living rooms, living room scene, living room scenes, delusion, delusional, crazy, phobia, phobias, phobic, irrational fear, irrational fears, ophiophobia, ophidiophobia

"My skin looks terrible. Fortunately I'm going to shed it next week."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX303388
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
skin, dry skin, winter skin, flaky skin, snake, snakes, reptile, reptiles, shedding, shedding skin, desert, deserts, rattlesnake, rattlesnakes, beauty, health, skincare, molting, moulting, ecdysis, animal, animals

"We haven't danced in ages."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX303489
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, reptile, reptiles, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dance, dancing, dancer, dancers, slow dance, waltz, marriage, married, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, old age, growing old

"I believe we've entered the dark underbelly of pet ownership."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC41729
High Res:
2200x1961 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, snake, snakes, reptile, reptiles, pet ownership, owning a pet, dark underbelly, dark side, dark, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses

"We'd cook out more often if it weren't for these damned monitor lizards!"

Artist:
Brown, M. K.
Search ID:
NL700289
High Res:
1594x1364 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lizard, lizards, monitor lizard, monitor lizards, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, barbeque, barbeques, reptile, reptiles, pest, pests, local wildlife, local animals, pest control, pest controls, cookout, cookouts, cook out, cook outs, cook-out, cook-outs, wildlife