Republicans Cartoons

"Does this dress make me look Republican?"

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

Republicans & Constitution

"I like that-'compassionate predators.' "

"I hate to say it, but Gore appears to be a regular sort of chap, after all."

"I think it was an election year."

"Let me through. I'm a compassionate conservative."

"I think Republicans and Democrats alike can agree that Frank Shustermann is dead."

"Look, Nixon's no dope. If the people really wanted moral leadership, he'd give them moral leadership."

"Point well taken- but I just came here to get drunk."

Welcome to New York City

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"Look, I'm no scientist, and I may not know what 'consensus' means, but I think we should all start eating coal."

"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."

"We should lavish them with media attention when they pass a budget cooperatively, to reinforce good behavior."

"My God! I went to sleep a Democrat and I've awakened a Republican."

"At least we know where Neil Gorsuch stands on the separation of church and state."

"Rescue be damned! Our conservative principles will see us through."

"Let's quit helping those who don't need help, stop supporting failed programs, cut entitlements...and offer the dog to the gods."

First Unified Church of Anti-Clinton

"Why do they keep making these?"

"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."

"You can eat the one marshmallow right now, or if you wait fifteen minutes, I'll give you two marshmallows and swear you in as President of the United States."

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