"Does this dress make me look Republican?"
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"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."
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"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."
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Republicans & Constitution
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"I like that-'compassionate predators.' "
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"I hate to say it, but Gore appears to be a regular sort of chap, after all."
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"I think it was an election year."
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"Let me through. I'm a compassionate conservative."
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"I think Republicans and Democrats alike can agree that Frank Shustermann is dead."
"Look, Nixon's no dope. If the people really wanted moral leadership, he'd give them moral leadership."
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"Point well taken- but I just came here to get drunk."
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Welcome to New York City
"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"
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"Look, I'm no scientist, and I may not know what 'consensus' means, but I think we should all start eating coal."
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"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."
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"We should lavish them with media attention when they pass a budget cooperatively, to reinforce good behavior."
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"My God! I went to sleep a Democrat and I've awakened a Republican."
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"At least we know where Neil Gorsuch stands on the separation of church and state."
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"Rescue be damned! Our conservative principles will see us through."
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"Let's quit helping those who don't need help, stop supporting failed programs, cut entitlements...and offer the dog to the gods."
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First Unified Church of Anti-Clinton
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"Why do they keep making these?"
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"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."
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"You can eat the one marshmallow right now, or if you wait fifteen minutes, I'll give you two marshmallows and swear you in as President of the United States."
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No Electioneering Beyond this Point
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