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"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

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"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

"Hand me my claw hammer."

"Mr. Kellwood is looking for someone to assist him in recasting his journals into a form suitable for wider audience. The tone should be urbane, warm, and scholarly—somewhat in the manner of Lewis Thomas, but, of course, about plywood."

"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"

"Do you have these apples in green?"

"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."

"Bring me the head of John the Baptist. Just kidding. Get me the Paulson file."

"I've had a request. Nonetheless, here's another song."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Fetch it yourself."

"Arthritis Pain Formula Anacin, Poli-grip, and a home-pregnancy test."

"I'm looking for a fragrance I can wear when my wife's not around."

"Those are fees incurred for requesting an explanation of your fees."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Do you have anything with a view of God?"

"Under the Freedom of Information Act, I'm requesting that you disclose what you have on me in your files."

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

"I'm not sure we still carry the Wonderbra."

"What will change my life?"

"Free Bird!"

"I'll have the dressing on the side in a handblown glass container on a bamboo cloth with a sprig of something delicate placed gently nearby."