"I can remember when there would have been a fire truck here in ten minutes, tops!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, tree, trees, stuck, stuck in a tree, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, firefighter, firefighters, firemen, fireman, ladder, ladders, fire truck, fire trucks, firetruck, firetrucks, fire engine, fire engines, time, timely, slow, service, rescue, rescues, rescuing, slow response, response rate
"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."
"We're encouraging people to become involved in their own rescue."
"You must have thought up a million jokes."
"Under new business: Peterson, at Hammond Point Beach, reports that a person in the water is flailing about and calling for help. Peterson wants to know what action, if any, he should take."
Tags:rescue, rescuing, initiative, meeting, meetings, inefficient, inefficiency, life guard, life-guard, lifeguards, discuss, discussing, discussion, business, businesses, boardroom, boardrooms, problem, problems, decision, decisions, indecisive, agenda, agendas, bureaucracy, bureaucratic, bureaucracy, pointless, initiatives
"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."
Sharkman to the rescue!
"You people are crazy about Batman—ask him."
Good News / Bad News
Tags:good news, bad news, bearer of bad news, stranded, strand, maroon, marooned, castaway, deserted, deserter, deserters, desert, desert island, abandon, abandoned, rescue, rescued, death, dead, die, died, dies, dying, murphy's law, murphys law, sod's law, sods law, grim, grim reaper, reaper, doom, doomed
"You notice nobody gives a damn about beached minnows."
"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, manhole, manholes, manhole cover, manhole covers, companion, companions, faithful, loyal, rescue, save, go for help, call for help, rescue dog, rescue dogs, accident, accidents
A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.
Tags:swing set, swing sets, swing, swings, swinging, raft, rafts, priority, priorities, high priority, high priorities, bored, boredom, low priority, low priorities, wrong priority, wrong priorities, useless, uselessness, rescue, rescues, proactive, comfort, comfortable, discomfort, row, rows, rowing, freedom, flee, flees, fleeing
"Of course I'm glad. It's just that I had a bad experience with a boat once."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, deserted island, deserted islands, island, islands, stranded, survivor, survivors, shipwrecked, cruise ship, cruise ships, rescue, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, boat, boats, ship, ships, bad experience, bad experiences, past experience, past experiences, trauma, traumatised, traumatized, psychology, mental health, bad memories, bad memory, sea travel
"Yes. I heard a scream and a cry for help. And then there was some very ominous music."
Tags:ominous music, gunshot, gunshots, gun shot, gun shots, gun-shot, gun-shots, gun, guns, 999, 911, emergency number, emergency numbers, cop, cops, policemen, policeman, emergency response, emergency responses, rescue, drama, dramas, dramatic music, cop drama, cop dramas, police drama, police dramas
"What say you just buzz me in tonight, honey?"
Tags:rapunzel, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tails, couples, couple, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, apartment block, apartment blocks, co habit, co-habit, cohabit, cohabitation, co habitation, co-habitation, living together, date, dating, dates, apartment building, apartment building, buzz, buzzer, buzz me in, doorbell, lazy, laziness, idle, inattentive, tired, tiredness, weary, weariness, handsome prince, rescue, rescuer, expectation, let down, let-down, expectations
"Stop! Wait! Government's no longer the problem - it's the solution."
Tags:anarchy, anarchist, anarchists, chaos, monarch, monarchy, king, kings, royal, royalty, death sentence, chopping block, decapitate, decapitated, lawless, outlaws, outlaw, government, law, laws, law and order, rescue, to the rescue, leader, political leader, political leaders, politics, politician, politicians, rebel, rebels, rebellion
Noah's Ark Being Towed.
"It was only a sigh, but thank you for your concern."
"Do you know a good taxidermist?"
Tags:dragon, dragons, taxidermy, taxidermist, taxidermists, stuff, stuffed, stuffing, princess, princesses, knight, knights, slay, slays, slew, slayed, mounting, mounted, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescues, cave, caves, trophy, trophies, prince, princes, fantasy, fairytale, fairy tale, fairytales, fairy tales
Tags:dragon, dragons, medieval, knight, knights, princess, princesses, royal, royalty, damsels, lady, ladies, sword, swords, slay, slay the dragon, slaying the dragon, slaying dragons, castle, castles, rescue, rescuing, women's empowerment, liberation, female empowerment, strong women, strong woman, empowered women, empowered woman, women's liberation, female liberation, gender equality, don't need a man, prince, princes, relationship, relationships, taking control of your own destiny, like that, learning, learn, teach, teaching, fairytale, fairytales, modern life, modern fairytale, modern fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, modern fairy tale, modern fairy tales, role reversal
"Help! I'm being held prisioner!"
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, trapped, stuck, escape, help, calling for help, rescue, escape attempt, escape attempts
"I'm dating a turtle, Hank. If you've got a better cry for help, I'm all ears."
"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."
Tags:mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, rapunzel, fairy tale, fairy tales, handsome prince, handsome princes, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, beard, beards, long beard, long beards, bearded, newspaper, newspapers, loon, loons, looney, insane, insanity, tower, towers, locked away, hermit, hermits, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, mentally ill, mental illness, mental illnesses
"Thanks, but I'm fine."
Tags:animal, animals, dog, dogs, saint bernard, st. bernard, saint bernards, st. bernards, rescue, rescuing, rescue dogs, rescue dog, barrel, barrels, cask, casks, brandy, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, alcoholic, drink helmet, drink hat, drink helmets, drink hats, straw, straws, snow, deep snow, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, tricks, trick, dog tricks, working dog, working dogs, service dog, service dogs, help
"When Sam came into my life, she was a cat at risk."