Good News / Bad News
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"I want to be saved, but at the same time I want to be spent."
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"I can't swim! Would ten dollars help?"
"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."
"Well, he's not going to rescue himself."
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"Instead of doing jail time, I'm performing eighteen hundred hours of community service."
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Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.
"She was a rescue."
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The Agents of the Round Table
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"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."
'Laugh as Some Might, Carl's Inflatable Tie Kept Him Afloat Until Help Arrived.'
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"Who ordered the krill pizza?"
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"You owe me five bucks."
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"He was a rescue."
"The New York 'Post' was here for a couple days. It had a near-death experience."
"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop"
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"Let me just charge it for ten more seconds."
"Hold on. This will make a killer insta story."
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"I was hoping to be rescued by a Marvel superhero."