"You must have thought up a million jokes."
"Of course I'm glad. It's just that I had a bad experience with a boat once."
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"What say you just buzz me in tonight, honey?"
Tags:rapunzel, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tails, couples, couple, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, apartment block, apartment blocks, co habit, co-habit, cohabit, cohabitation, co habitation, co-habitation, living together, date, dating, dates, apartment building, apartment building, buzz, buzzer, buzz me in, doorbell, lazy, laziness, idle, inattentive, tired, tiredness, weary, weariness, handsome prince, rescue, rescuer, expectation, let down, let-down, expectations
"I want to be saved, but at the same time I want to be spent."
Tags:saving, savings, spending, spendings, expenditure, spending money, women talking about men, relationship, relationships, ideal relationship, ideal relationships, confused, conflicted, in two minds, indecision, indecisive, consumer, consumers, consumerism, managing money, rescuer, rescuers, rescued
"We must be in the Italian Alps."
"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."
Tags:mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, rapunzel, fairy tale, fairy tales, handsome prince, handsome princes, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, beard, beards, long beard, long beards, bearded, newspaper, newspapers, loon, loons, looney, insane, insanity, tower, towers, locked away, hermit, hermits, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, mentally ill, mental illness, mental illnesses
"Listen, girl. Run into town and go to the sheriff's office. Then make a right. Find the liquor store and get a bottle of 2011 Napa. Do not get the Chilean Malbec you got last time. Hurry."
Tags:hipster, hipsters, wine snob, wine snobs, snob, snobs, snobbery, malbec, napa, napa valley, wine, wines, winos, emergency, emergencies, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, first world problem, first world problems, problem, problems, snobby, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, silicon valley, dog, dogs, rescue dog, rescue dogs
"Quick—bring the jaws of lunch!"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, engine trouble, engine problem, engine problems, smoke, smoking, breakdown, breakdowns, calling for help, roadside assistance, jaws of life, rescue, rescuer, rescuers, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, lunch, lunches, meal, meals, mealtime, lunchtime, hungry, starving, hunger, food
"I can't swim! Would ten dollars help?"
"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."
Tags:make a life, makes a life, making a life, build a life, builds a life, building a life, volunteer, volunteers, volunteering, volunteer fireman, fireman, firemen, danger, dangers, dangerous, dangerous job, dangerous jobs, picnic, picnics, picnicking, dramatic, exaggerate, exaggerates, exaggeration, exaggerations, exaggerating, husband, husbands, wife, wives, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers
A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.
"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."
"Maybe we'd stand a better change of rescue if we didn't look so much like penguins."
"What the hell do you want kelp for?"
Tags:dog, dogs, rescue, rescues, rescue dog, rescue dogs, dog owner, dog owners, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old-age, old age, pensioner, pensioners, deaf, deafness, hearing loss, hearing problem, hearing problems, misheard, mishear, mishearing
"No, the other kitten."
A lifeguard whale underwater fails to notice that a whale has beached himself on a nearby beach.
"I have a system."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, paper, papers, paperwork, document, documents, file, files, buried, desk, desks, messy, messy office, messy offices, messy desk, messy desks, pile, piles, avalanche, avalanches, search and rescue, sar, rescue, rescues, rescue worker, rescue workers, dog, dogs, canine, canines, working dog, working dogs, working animal, working animals, rescue team, rescue teams, rescuer, rescuers, victim, victims, disorganised, disorganized, unorganised, unorganized, missing, lost, hoard, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, system, systems, filing system, filing systems, emergency, emergencies
Two parents rush to rescue their kids from a New Jersey shaped ice floe.
'Laugh as Some Might, Carl's Inflatable Tie Kept Him Afloat Until Help Arrived.'
Tags:rescue, rescued, rescuer, inflated, inflate, blow up, inflatable tie, float, floating, flotation, flotation device, ocean, oceans, ocean liner, cruise liner, cruise, cruise ship, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashion faux pas, novel, novelty, novelty tie, novelty ties, novelties, invent, invention, sea, lost at sea, sink, sank, sunk, accident
"If I were beached, could I do this?"
"Who ordered the krill pizza?"
Tags:whale, whales, rescue, rescuer, rescuers, rescued, rescue team, sealife, marine life, whaling, beluga, humpback, humpback whale, beached, beaches, beach, beached whale, fish, seashore, pizza, delivery, pizza boy, pizza guy, pizza man, deliver, delivered, pizzas, pizza delivery, krill, krills, order, order in, take away, takeaway, takeout, take out, animal, animals, modern, modern life, modern world
"Fresh pepper spray?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, bad date, bad dates, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, conflict, conflicts, harassment, rescuer, rescuer, rescuing, helpful, pepper spray, non-lethal weapon, non-lethal weapons, non-lethal force, pepper mill, pepper mills, fresh pepper
"You owe me five bucks."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, bad date, bad dates, marriage, marriages, married life, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, k.o., ko, knockout, out cold, unconscious, knocked out, tip, tips, rescued, rescuer, rescuer, rescuing, helpful
Bowling balls circle pins on a desert island.
"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."
Tags:pickup, pickups, pick-up, pick-ups, pick up, pick ups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatup, chatups, line, lines, assistance, run, runs, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, runner, runners, jogger, joggers, jogging, cheesy, cheesiness, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, wildlife, squirrel, squirrels