"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."
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"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."
Genius Grants and Recipients
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"That's all we get around here: Gimme, gimme, gimme."
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"Hurry up with more eleventh dimension funding!"
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"Well, there's another four million dollars down the drain."
"Oh, me? I gave a seminar, wrote a unch of grants, did some experiments and now it's lunchtime."
"About these experiments you've conducted for twelve years. . . no one remembers hiring you."
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"Our research is solidified, but our funding has vaporized."
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"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"
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Scientists chained to the floor
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"Well, we got the grant."
"I got the grant! I'm researching whether money can buy happiness."
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