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"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."
"Well, there's another four million dollars down the drain."
"It's bee fifty years. I guess you really can't compare apples to oranges."
"The great thing about studying tiny things is that no one knows what the hell you're doing."
"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where you research is headed?"
"About this medical marijuana study. . . I'm totally stoked about the results."
"I've come for your exciting research."
When scientists start to look like their projects.
"By god, gentlemen, I believe we've found it - the Fountain of Funding!"
"I got the grant! I'm researching whether money can buy happiness."
"I've been working on this experiment for six years, eight months and 28 days. . . but who's counting?"
"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."
"We cancelled the cold fusion project for a map that re-folds itself."