"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."
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"We study, we plan, we research. And yet, somehow, money still remains more of an art than a science."
"We don't fire people here, Thompson, we tag them and release them into the wild."
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"If birds ﬂy over the rainbow, Garber, why, oh, why, can't I?"
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“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”
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The Hudson River School Takes a Working Vacation
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"I've come for your exciting research."
"Research and development."
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The take your mother to work program.
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"That's Dr. Cray conducting research."
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"Our research is solidified, but our funding has vaporized."
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Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.
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"Ten years of research and this is your climate change proposal?"
"Congratulations! You've just created life in a test tube."
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"Lab Mice are okay, but we draw the line at imported brie."
"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."
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"Apparently, this curse has a lot more going for it than we figured."
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Who's Who, Who's Not
"Then bake at 375 for forty-five minutes."
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"To be an expert, don't do the work. Talk about it!"
"Do you have a moment to be late for something you just made up?"
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"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."
"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."