"I'd like to get back to doing less for charity."
Cans, Bottles. Newspapers. New Year's Resolutions.
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"Lookin' good, Frosty!"
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"Every year around this time, I ask myself, 'Did I make a dent?'"
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"I want to report a dénouement."
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"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."
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"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."
"A little bit less television, a little bit more books on tape. What's your New Year's resolution?
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"The resolution is superb, but I can't stand having to wait through all the ads first."
"New Year's Resolution - Stay This Good-Looking!"
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Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!
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"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."
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"Nope, no New Year's resolutions for me this year—I'm still working on a backlog dating from '87."
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"First, can we agree that it's a big back yard?"
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(Oh, drat …. There goes the new year's resolution.)
Thirty Days to a Fatter Wallet
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"How about resolving that, starting next year, you won't be such a total jerk?"
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"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"
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This New Year, Emmet Lunday resolves to really change."
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It's resolution time!
"Why is it we never focus on the things that unite us, like falafel?"
"Weird, ever since New Years none of my friends have been texting me."
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Who am I kidding?
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