Resolution Cartoons

"I'd like to get back to doing less for charity."

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

Cans, Bottles. Newspapers. New Year's Resolutions.

"Every year around this time, I ask myself, 'Did I make a dent?'"

"I want to report a dénouement."

"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."

"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."

"A little bit less television, a little bit more books on tape. What's your New Year's resolution?

"The resolution is superb, but I can't stand having to wait through all the ads first."

"New Year's Resolution - Stay This Good-Looking!"

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."

"Nope, no New Year's resolutions for me this year—I'm still working on a backlog dating from '87."

Coming-of-age novels

"First, can we agree that it's a big back yard?"

(Oh, drat …. There goes the new year's resolution.)

Non-game changers

Thirty Days to a Fatter Wallet

"How about resolving that, starting next year, you won't be such a total jerk?"

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

This New Year, Emmet Lunday resolves to really change."

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"Why is it we never focus on the things that unite us, like falafel?"

"Weird, ever since New Years none of my friends have been texting me."