"Your mother and I love you, Nick, but we'll soon be turning you over to mainland China."
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"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."
"In five years, I see myself with the same job title, about the same salary, and significantly more responsibilities."
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Corporate Responsibility Suggested Guidelines.
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"I'd like to hear less talk about animal rights and more talk about animal responsibilities."
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Alice in Responsibilityland
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"Some clown tried to thrust greatness upon me. I took evasive action."
"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."
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"You can't blame everything on the bossa nova."
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"I'm not sure about children, but I've always wanted progeny."
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"Miss Adamson, pluck someone from nowhere and put him in a position of responsibility."
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"Sometimes having to have the happy childhood my parents never had is just too much of a responsibility."
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"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"
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"Remember, we must project the illusion that our main responsibility is to our stockholders."
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"They're not just my eggs. They're your eggs, too."
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"I started out carrying his newspaper and fetching his slippers. Then, gradually, I began assuming more and more responsibilities."
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"Of course I want to have kids, Claire - just not all the time."
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"Hi. We're grass-roots ad-hoc committee to save your marriage. May we come in?"
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"I'm rather fortunate. I have no parents, so Medicare is no problem, and I have no children, so the environment is no problem."
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The Backs Of Adult Cereal Boxes
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"You seem to be taking personal responsibility for everything except your bill."
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"Did you feed the dog?"
"It's amazing, I was the runt of the litter and now I'm in charge of a house full of people."
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"Your solution to everything is to show up, do your job, then go home!"
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"Would you mind repeating my job description?"