"Your mother and I love you, Nick, but we'll soon be turning you over to mainland China."
Tags:family, families, parent, parents, children, child, responsible, responsibility, responsibilities, hong kong, hk, colony, colonies, england, english, uk, united kingdom, gb, great britain, britain, china, chinese, one china two systems, dinner, family dinner, dinners, regional, 1997, sovereignty, hypocritical, hypocrite
"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."
"Can I borrow those kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed."
Tags:cats, freak out, kittens, spayed, pets, spayed, neutered, fixed, cat, pet, prank, pranks, pranking, kitten, offspring, baby, babies, freaks out, freaking out, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, responsible, responsibility, frighten, frightens, frightening, family planning, birth control
Warning: Keep back 200 ft. Not responsible for damage to vehicles.
Tags:vehicle, vehicles, vehicle damage, warning sign, warning sights, garbage truck, garbage trucks, rock, rocks, throw rocks, throws rocks, throwing rocks, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, damage, not responsible, responsibility, keep back, keeps back, keeping back, tailgate, tailgates, tailgating, tailgater, tailgaters
"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."
Tags:hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical scenarios, blame, blames, blaming, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, blame game, responsible, responsibility, avoid responsibility, avoiding responsibility, fault, faults, at fault, meeting, meetings, irresponsible, irresponsibility, hypothetical, hypotheticals
Portuguese Mom of War
Tags:mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, man o' war, man of war, portuguese, sting, stings, stinging, jellyfish, jellyfishes, drift, drifts, drifting, responsibility, take responsibility, taking responsibility, proactive, nag, nags, nagging, scold, scolds, scolding, irresponsible, irresponsibility, proactivity
"I'm sorry, but a singularity inside the apartment is hardly the co-op's responsibility."
Tags:singularity, singularities, insurance, insurer, insurers, insurance company, insurance companies, landlord, landlords, wormhole, wormholes, black hole, black holes, anomaly, anomalies, condo, condos, co-op, co-ops, co-operative, co-operatives, responsibility, taking responsibility, excuse, excuses, making excuses
"I swear, mateys, 'twas my clear understanding that me and the lads was only running some kind of cruise ship!"
Tags:pirate, pirates, piracy, pirate ship, pirate ships, pirate captain, captain, captains, ships captain, court, court of law, lawyer, lawyers, defence lawyer, defence lawyers, defence, legal defence, accused, stand accused, plausible deniability, plea, plead, plead innocent, responsibility, not responsible, willfully ignorant, willful ignorance
"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet."
Tags:heaven, god, in charge, earth, stupid, whole universe, sons, idiots, planets, incompetents, incompetent, planet, universes, delegate, delegates, son, caretaker, caretakers, responsible, responsibility, irresponsible, son, house sit, house sits, house sitter, house sitters, earth, planet earth, dominion, nepotism
"I don't like to pull rank, but I'm the one with two papers."
Tags:pull rank, pulling rank, paper, papers, paperwork, excuse, excuses, businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, responsibility, management, manager, managers
Where The Ecologically Correct Meets The Pathologically Frugal
"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."
Tags:green, green lifestyle, green lifestyles, green energy, conserve, conserves, conserving, conservation, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, execution, executions, hit, hits, mafia, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, mobster, mobsters, mob, organized crime, organised crime, responsibility, recycle, recycles, recycling, conscientious, conscientiousness, stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbings
"Acting responsibly is below my pay grade."
Tags:business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, businesswoman, businesswomen, responsibility, responsible, corporate responsibility, corporate culture, corporate cultures, banker, bankers, banks, banked, pay, income, earning, earnings, incomes, money, irresponsible, arrogant, wasteful, wastes, too big to fail, bailout
Corporate Responsibility Suggested Guidelines.
Tags:corporate responsibility, corporations, corporation, businesses, business, minimum, minimal, responsibility, responsibilities, guideline, guidelines, minimums, basic, base, least, corporate culture, gig economy, gig economies, gig-economy, gig-economies, zero-hours contract, zero-hour contracts, zero hour contract, zero hour contracts, zero-hours contracts, zero-hours contract, labour, labor, labor market, labour market, temporary work
"I think globally, but I spend locally."
Tags:cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, think globally, act locally, local business, local businesses, drinking, drinker, drinkers, barfly, barflies, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, slogan, slogans, responsible, responsibility, stimulus, economic stimulus, small business, small businesses, small business owner, small business owners
"But, remember, you're responsible for your own happiness."
Tags:clown, clowns, happy, happiness, psychology, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, kid, kids, child, children, balloon, balloons, responsible, responsibility, self-reliant, independent, independence, self-esteem, self-confidence, mental health, word play, wordplay, growing up, advice, words of wisdom, wise words
"I'd like to hear less talk about animal rights and more talk about animal responsibilities."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, animal rights, right, rights, responsibility, responsibilities, chore, chores, housework, lazy, laziness
Alice in Responsibilityland
Tags:relatable, modern life, children's story, children's stories, fantasy, fantasy story, fantasy stories, children's literature, book, books, novel, novels, read, reading, reader, readers, alice's adventures in wonderland, alice in wonderland, chore, chores, responsibility, responsibilities, adulthood, lewis carroll
"Some clown tried to thrust greatness upon me. I took evasive action."
"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, nest, nests, built, feather, feathers, feathering, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, fair, fairness, equality, finances, money, personal finances, breadwinner, breadwinners, home, homes, house, houses, furniture, furnishings, home decor, interior design, interior decorating, responsibility, responsibilities
"You can't blame everything on the bossa nova."
Tags:lazy, laziness, slump, mess, messy, untidy, untidiness, blame, blames, blaming, responsibility, responsible, responsibilities, bossa nova, drunk, drink, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, despair, despairing, wives, wife, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, blame it on the bossa nova
"Several groups have claimed responsibility."
Tags:volcano, volcanoes, terrorist attack, terrorist attacks, eruption, eruptions, angry gods, appeasing the gods, god, gods, act of god, acts of god, claim responsibility, claiming responsibility, responsible, responsibility, terrorist group, terrorist groups, explosion, explosions, implausible, lie, lies, lying
"Miss Adamson, pluck someone from nowhere and put him in a position of responsibility."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, promotion, promotions, corporate ladder, working your way up, vertical mobility, social mobility, advancement, career, careers, job, jobs, job title, job titles, entry-level, entry level, corporate culture, responsibility, responsibilities, random, luck, lucky day
"Try again, boys. This has visibility and credibility, but it still lacks deniability."
Tags:visible, visibility, denial, plausible deniability, plausible, legal defense, legal defenses, defense attorney, defense attorneys, corporate accountability, defense team, defense teams, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, corporate accountability, accountability, responsibility, liability, liable, credible, credibility, proposal, proposals, business proposal, business proposals, risk, risks, risky, mitigate, mitigates, mitigating
"Sometimes having to have the happy childhood my parents never had is just too much of a responsibility."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, childhood, happy childhood, responsibility, responsibilities, pressure, stress, stressful, mental health, psychology, reliving childhood, unhappy childhood