Restaurant Cartoons

Restaurant Cartoons

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"I'm not trying to change you—I'm trying to enhance you."

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"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

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"Do you have a reservation?"

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"Hello. My name is Maury, and I'm going to be your crazy person today."

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"This brand has a clean balance sheet, a lively marketing plan with tasteful notes of originality, and a strong fiscal-year finish."

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"Who ordered the megatelli?"

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"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"

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"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."

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"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

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"Here's some baby spinach - from my soil to your plate."

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"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

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"That will be perfect. We have a lot to talk about."

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"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

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"Something from the supplement cart?"

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"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

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"We succumbed to your hype."

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Ed's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It

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"Let's go to that new place where they club something to death and cook it for you right there."

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"I lied when I told you I shave my head."

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"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

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"I'll have the angler if you're sure he's perfectly fresh."

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"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."

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"This date isn't going well, is it?"

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"I'll have whatever is hot, fast, and artisanal."

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"You folks ready to order?"

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